SuperTed

7 hours ago, Follyfoot said:

One Eyed Baz Patterson brown bread, no age to go, not his greatest fan but did a lot of good work in his later life. RIP Big Fella

Chelsea lead in El Corruptico 

On 10/03/2022 at 16:31, SuperTed said:

For some context, I was at the funeral of a devout Villa fan yesterday and credit to one of the staff behind the bar who wore a Villa top to the funeral despite being a nose. One bloke still turned up in a blues pullover with blue shoes and his blues tattoo on show, so it cancelled out any wholesomeness of the above. 

Just now, rjw63 said:

How do they commit multiple fouls but get their own player carted off? 

Hope it’s nothing too trivial 

28 minutes ago, Awol said:

Quite astonishing figures from new US polling of Ukrainians, I can only assume they didn’t know what they were voting for

 

 

Why in Gods name is that horny pile of laundry and this country so popular? 

He was at Villa Park yesterday, in the corner of the Holte on the Trinity Road side

AVFCStatto was subsequently blocked by Ga11agbon . . . . 

1 hour ago, Lichfield Dean said:

Fun fact: it was two genius physicists at the university of Birmingham that worked out that you could make atomic bombs with uranium.

Following the discovery of nuclear fission in uranium, scientists Rudolf Peierls and Otto Frisch at the University of Birmingham calculated, in March 1940, that the critical mass of a metallic sphere of pure uranium-235 was as little as 1 to 10 kilograms (2.2 to 22.0 lb), and would explode with the power of thousands of tons of dynamite. The Frisch–Peierls memorandum prompted Britain to create an atomic bomb project, known as Tube Alloys.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_contribution_to_the_Manhattan_Project

Could they drink in town though? 

1 hour ago, sidcow said:

I don't think I've ever wanted anything so much in my life as a coup to be held in Russia and for Putin to be handed over for war Crime trials at The Hague.

Quite passive actually, I’m hoping they hang him from a lamppost by his ankles screaming and give him a jolly old halal send off. 

On 01/03/2022 at 00:06, brommy said:

BCFC now proudly offer 2 hour rental of Virtual Reality headsets for each home game.*

£30 buys a VR view that promises to distract from being sat in a dump and cleverly gives the appearance of all four stands in use.

£40 buys an amazing virtual second half comeback to draw 1-1.

£50 buys an incredible virtual last minute own-goal winner with a free bonus - a sound commentary that addresses the user as 'Mate!' (trademark pending) as you celebrate the miracle of a virtual 3 points gained.

 

* to avoid spoiling their VR experience, users are advised not to take off the headset whilst still in view of the stands and/or concourse and to ignore post-match sports media scores and league tables.

VR Sister Companion sold separately 

Just now, StefanAVFC said:

Not sure what someone needs to do to get booked here 

Be an Aston Villa player? 

1 hour ago, John said:

Wouldn't this be the sort of thing that Twitter should be taking down? 

"We will immediately and permanently suspend any account found to be posting violent threats."

"You may not threaten violence against an individual or a group of people. We also prohibit the glorification of violence."

 

 

Leave it up I say. Will make Putin think twice about crossing swords with the UK.

Mate. 

10 hours ago, bannedfromHandV said:

Genuinely now, whenever anything happens I come on here to get my information, whilst this may have originated as a football forum it’s grown to be so much more.

Sure, there are differences of opinion and I’ve been involved at the sharp end of that sometimes but I value this forum immensely and the opinions of the majority of the posters.

It also helps that there are a number of folks who are far better educated and informed on such a wide range of subjects than I.

 

No. You’re wrong. Smith Out!

26 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

 

7 hours ago, DCJonah said:

 

 

I cringe when ever I hear someone say something along the lines of “if X country is so good, why don’t you go and live there?” 
 

It’s appropriate here though. Stupid bint. 

Oh what a shame

Just now, Tom13 said:

I genuinely have no idea when throwing yourself to block a shot like that, how you're supposed to consciously decide where your arms are going.

True but I’d be raging if that wasn’t given for us

1 minute ago, SuperTed said:

Hope he makes me eat my words here

Alas no 

22 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

World class save there, to be fair!

Hope he makes me eat my words here

On 18/02/2022 at 06:59, Genie said:

Only last week a friend of mine paid me for the gig ticket I bought with the payment reference “butt plug refund”. 
Thank goodness I’m not applying for a mortgage any time soon.

I had to provide a bank statement for my mortgage application recently, with a £20 crediting transaction from a pal referenced “Smegaway 4 dicks” 

Don’t understand the hype around Hugo Lloris, he’s actually gash