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James Milner kissed Katy Perry and didn't rate it much

James Milner sweats Red Bull

the moon actually orbits James Milner

No man is an island, except James Milner who has an airstrip shaved into his back

James Milner eats his Toad in the Hole - with real toads in a man hole, and one in three toads he eats are poisonous.

and his bubble and squeak involves a real guinea pig

During the cold war James Milner went to cuba and ate the missile base with some HP Sauce and a pint of mild

A meteorite didn't wipe out the dinosaurs, James Milner did.

James Milner is the face of 'Daddy's Sauce'

James Milner has a Happy Eater breakfast named after him.

James Milner's milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard.

He's got 99 problems but a pitch aint one.

James Milner thinks underpants are for wimps

James Milner can pave your driveway using just a suggestion.

James Milner can bake bread telepathically.

James Milner is so old that he once out stared Hitler.

The moon doesn't orbit the Earth, it orbits James Milner.

When Superted says his super special magic word that allows him to become Superted he actually just says 'James Milner'

Milner was raised exclusively on Iams.

James Milner once mannipulated the entire space time continium in a failed attempt to look older when buying beer from Budgens, sadly they still thought he was 14 even though he is now aged 104.

if you type James Milner into google backwards and press search, you will go the BBC Gardeners World home page.

James Milner invented the paperclip and the non stick spatula

James Milner once made Chuck Norris cry just by smiling at his pet tortoise

James Milner sweats pure activia bio youghurt

on the fifth solstice James Milner will revert to the form of a wounded snow leopard on a sacred quest for the perfect bacon maize snack, the frazzle of destiny.

James Milner is so fast on the wing he once nutmegged himself and sold himself a dummy which he then went back in time and gave the dummy to himself as a four year old child

James Milner is also a language spoken by ancient mayans and some Belgians.

I liked him and was very excited when right towards the end MON played him up front in a triangle with Young left and Gabby right.

But he only gave us one maybe two good seasons and would go ages without scoring or looking like scoring, i think if he had arrived at Villa today with the team we have and MON in charge then he could have been even better.

I agree not a hero but not a flop.

McGrath was a hero, Dublin was a hero

Balaban, Curcic and many others were flops

JPA doesn't fit in either category

I think most improved has to be Petrov and joint best would A Young and Gabby.

In fact my top 5 would be for all of 2008

1) Y & G

2) Petrov

3) Laursen

4) Davies

5) Carew (I've not forgotten you big guy, we miss you!)