MrSmirch

8 minutes ago, CVByrne said:

The performance was better than any of us expected in that 2nd half. 

The standards have never been lower.

Just as planned

1 minute ago, AvonVillain said:

Why am I here?

Just to suffer.

Brain dead line up. 

Ironic because one the lines later that scene is “You’re so ambitious aren’t you?”
 

There’s also some stuff about sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars but again there’s a parallel with small heath fans.

I don’t think we’ll be able to attract a top manager now, it’ll be another amateur, someone from the lower leagues or a unfashionable chap like Dyche.

The standards have really gone up under Gerrard.

He’s turned us into one of the worst sides in the league. 

He makes Lambert look like a genius. This twonk will take us down.

Tepid and toothless.

What was our Xg against Bournemouth? 

I trust Gerrard to make him look like someone who should be playing in Turkey.

Christ almighty Digne

We’ve nicked one back!

HOOOOOOF

The cameramen are laughing

Haha god this’ll be quite something if we play like we have doing.

On 20/08/2022 at 15:53, Pissflaps said:

So what do the coaches actually do on a daily basis because nothing actually gets any better. Defense is awful..set pieces are awful.

 

Remember what Ritchie De Laet said about training under Bruce? He’d kick a ball 30ft into the air and shout “Lets play!”

I imagine it’s something similar, but with the PR guy kicking the ball and Gerrard in office texting Carra.

Shambles

Price William is available. Tom Hanks has a a lot of pull as well. 

I wish the lord would take me now.

3 minutes ago, gwi1890 said:

Honestly can’t believe I turned my nose up at Eddie Howe when he was linked with us.

To be fair he averaged a point a game before Newcastle. 

Wilson is on a different planet to Watkins.

2 hours ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

Yeah we need a strong athlete in there, tired of these little pretty weaklings ffs 

Yep, too many elves, need an orc in there.