MrSmirch

Oh **** off Bournemouth.

2 hours ago, rjw63 said:

I wouldn't give a stinky shit how "crap" we were if we won 2-0 every week.

Mental.

We won’t score. 0-0 or 0-1 to them.

18 hours ago, a m ole said:

Delia is a savage

She keeps Bernard Mathews on retainer for big jobs.

46 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

As above be poster said, would massively help commercially as well.

Maybe I’m out of the loop but how much impact does that really have outside of likes on social media and the occasional fan in the ground with a flag?

1 hour ago, Spoony said:

Or we go down the landed gentry route. Ward-Prowse, Dewsbury-Hall, Alexander-Arnold, Walker-Peters, Smith-Rowe, etc. 

Absolute must buys if we start a colonial empire with Vitoria, Vegas, Vauxhall Motors FC etc 

Bruno fernandes would have gotten the pen off that handball.

Leon Bailey and lots of wailers.

Sleeves? Rolled.

Bellies? Tickled.

Kebabs? Extra Large!

27 minutes ago, Xela said:

Just liquidate the club. 

 

Shoot all the players at dawn.

Shows what a manager who can utilise players appropriately can do.

David Moyes for England!

7 minutes ago, AndyM3000 said:

Gives the ball away the least of all our midfielders and if he was to give the ball away the most why would you want him playing closer to our own goal? Makes no sense at all.

He doesn’t give the ball away as much closer to our box, he does give the ball away more closer to theirs. Understand?

Playing him closer to the opposition box seems silly. He regularly gives it away and starts opposition counter attacks. 20 yards further back playing in full backs is where he belongs.

Imagine getting this job with these owners on the back of winning the SPL.

Gerrard and the man who hired him need to go.

Let's give this guy £150 million, it can't get any worse!

Team with manager vs team with man.

Dreadful Watkins as per 

Emmmmmmmmmm course

1 shot on target, 30% possession. Individually and collectively lacking aggression and only get going in the last 15 minutes of the game.

In no particular order

Comedy

Anger Management 

Spaceballs

Blazing Saddles

Drama

Heat

Gladiator

Apocalypse Now

Action

The Raid 2

We Were Soldiers

The Dark Knight

Sci-Fi

Bladerunner

Bladerunner 2049

2001

Horror

Silence of the Lambs

The Shining

American Psycho

Western 

Once upon a time in the West

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

There will be Blood

Musical

Chitty chitty, bang bang

Mary Poppins

Walk the Line

Foreign Language

OldBoy

Hero

Parasite

Christmas

National lampoons

Muppets

Bad Santa

Documentary

The Fog of War

Diego Maradonna

Pumping Iron

Box office this

We’re back to being a one man team who’s **** if he doesn’t turn up or is adequately controlled by the opposition with a manager who can’t influence a game once it’s started. 

The writings on the wall, it’s not going to work. A few more losses and he’ll be wondering if the players have any bollocks rather than looking at what he’s asking them to do.