MrSmirch

1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

Great under Smith. 

Crap under Gerrard. 

 Great under Emery. 

Join the dots. 

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

11 hours ago, Don_Simon said:

Ditto. (Stevie got us Kamara too!)

Johan Napoleon Lange wants a word.

It doesn’t get bigger than the Ajani Burchall derby

Go get the Norwich scarf

On 28/02/2023 at 13:26, The Fun Factory said:

Danny Murphy- a football odyssey. 

I’d like to crush his head in a hydraulic press, in a completely non-violent way mind.

Feels like he’s done here.

1 minute ago, Tayls said:

So why is it the likes of Brentford etc are able to put in a proper performance against this lot, yet we look like a side which has come up from non league to have a go in a cup game? 

They’ll eat a pound of gravel and ask for more. We have Bailey, Chambers, Digne etc soft as shit.

Lange might as well get the hair and teeth while he’s in turkey this summer.

They’ll be banned from the cup for a couple of years. 

Lots and lots of bed wetting. 

Yep, this is the sort of game we tend to not turn up for but then sort of make up for it next week. Big test for Unai. Inshallah 3 points. 

On 01/02/2023 at 06:10, Zatman said:

Are you arguing with yourself

The only person they ever quote.. spooky 

4 hours ago, The Fun Factory said:

Cole was also a free. Had one good game v Burnley. 

Ginola, Pires, Cole, Coutinho. We love buying a past it creative midfielder.

Grealish came on with a few minutes left and hit the bar in that Burnley game I think. Believe that was also when Gresford was born.

Grant Holt was very depressing. Lambert must've been hitting the buckfast and reminiscing before he made that call
 

The championship ones were pretty good. Johnstone, El ghazi, Tammy, Snoddy, Hause, Mings etc

24 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

I’m surprised people haven’t heard of Williams. He’s massively rated and as mentioned already featured for Spain in the World Cup. Kids only 20.  
 

He will move to a very big club one day. 

Most people only watch Villa and the games on Sky. I’ve seen people talk about Sterling this week, after the game against Leeds it was nothing but Gnonto.

4 minutes ago, foreveryoung said:

25 mill for Trossard is a bargain if true. I'd rather have him than 100 mill Rice. 

Yeah 100 mill Rice would be far too filling.

1 minute ago, Wainy316 said:

Seriously though, what happens if Watkins gets injured?

We release the kraken.

1 minute ago, Reivax_Villa said:

I don't think Emery should be dictating who the Sporting Director is..

When Emery leaves in 5 years etc, does he take his sporting director with him, and we have to create another infrastructure?

Na I don't like that..

Seems like a perfectly good way of doing it to me. All it takes is a bit of planning. 

That’ll upset the bedwetters

Exciting this

3-1 they score first

He’ll make Digne look like an Everton cast off.

1 hour ago, Chicago Villan 1974 said:

Made in Aston. McKennie scores goals AND... does the same job as Kamara. I rate them both. Don't slag McKennie bc he's American. I hope you are better than that.  

He’s really not. Juve signed him to boost their profile in America. Don’t take it personally.

On 02/01/2023 at 12:15, messi11 said:

Better if we try and find the new Felix

He has a brother you know… you know what he’s called? He’s called Hugo Felix.

JJ to dominate.