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    The Film Thread

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    Fairy nuff

     

    I've been on a bit of a Kevin Smith binge lately - including his podcasts (his most recent one with Joe Rogan is quite fascinating, in terms of assessing the potential benefits of drug use)

     

    In general his films are quite hit and miss, Cop Out & Z & M were both films he should have kept away from, I think he's far better suited to directing his own scripts. Tusk has been getting pelters too but I can't seem to find it anywhere.

     

    Clerks 3 has been more or less green lit, and you can go over there to appear as an extra if you throw some money at them, as I believe they will be crowd-sourcing for some of the funding

    Things You Don't "Get"

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    Dapper Laughs was suited to the 6 second Vine platform.

    Once he got more popular than that it became apparent he was a massive bell.

    Yep, although I'm still not convinced it wasn't, at least partly, an act. In a similar vein to Joey Essex - I concede he's probably simple but there's no way he's that simple.

     

     

    :rolleyes:

    The Film Thread

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    Yeah it's pretty vulgar.

    Which don't get me wrong, I'm not offended by that or anything, just saying.

     

    It was alright. Not sure I'd recommend it to anyone though

     

    Sorry, what about Chasing Amy is vulgar? (Or were you referring to another post?)

    Irreverentad's Relationship Advice Thread

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    For a lot of this week, I've been feeling incredibly depressed, but I've come to see how funny this is, and while it made me feel like shit, I now have a story for life.

     

    I've been single for a very long time (I suspect this is due to a combination of me being a bit of a word removed, as well as ugly as ****), about 2 years in fact. So over the past couple of weeks, I decided to try out online dating.

     

    It was mostly a disaster, most women had no interest at all, the few that responded were nice enough, but conversation fizzled out pretty quickly, it looked like it wasn't going to get anywhere. Until out of nowhere, an incredibly beautiful woman of a similar age messaged me (first woman to message me first, usually the other way around), and on top of that, she was local. From a look at her profile, we had little in common (she wasn't a huge nerd), but she seemed incredibly interested in all of the stupid shit I was saying, and it was going great! I didn't really believe it, she was waaaaaaaaay too hot (slim, long blonde hair, a beautiful smile, cracking tits). I suspected one of three things:

     

    1) She was actually a man

    2) It was some sort of prank/scam

    3) The photos were very old and she'd let herself go, a lot.

     

    After a couple of days of swapping messages, we agreed to get a drink after work, as she was only up the road from me. I got  there, and OMFG, she was just as hot in person, and we got along just as well, it was way too good to be true, everything was going perfectly. After a few drinks, we were hungry and went to a local restaurant. We sat down, ordered, had another drink, and for the first time she took off her jacket. To reveal, all over her arms, tattoos of swastikas. **** swastikas. And I just sat there in silence for what felt like forever, hoping there was some sort of explanation. Initially I thought maybe I was confused, maybe it was the other way around (didn't hindus use it as a symbol of peace or something?), but one of them was being carried by a **** eagle!

     

    It turns out, she thought I was a white supremacist, apparently based on nothing more than me having my year of birth in my username (88 is a **** nazi code apparently - lesson learned).

     

    Obviously I walked out. the worst thing is I was so flustered, I threw down some cash, as I'd already ordered food. I paid for a nazi to have dinner.

     

    And that is the only woman from an online dating site that wanted to meet up with me.

    A hot racist. Im not sure I'd have left. Having sex with a racist doesn't make you racist does it?

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    Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

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    Utopia won't be returning because not enough people watched it. It's not important how good a show is, 'cult followings' don't pay the bills apparently. C4 are better off showing shite for morons like Gogglebox, The Man With 5 Heads and Gordon Ramsay Yelling Again.

    Premier League Predictions Week 8 (18-20 Oct )

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    WILDCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

    • Man City 2-0 Tottenham 12:45
    • Arsenal 3-1 Hull 15:00
    • Burnley 0-0 West Ham 15:00
    • Crystal Palace 0-2 Chelsea 15:00
    • Everton 2-1 Aston Villa 15:00
    • Newcastle 3-2 Leicester 15:00
    • Southampton 2-1 Sunderland 15:00
       
    • QPR 0-3 Liverpool 13:30
    • Stoke 0-0 Swansea 16:00
       
    • West Brom 1-3 Man Utd 20:00

    Media and punditry

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    He made a great penalty save against us last season..

     

    To be fair, any decent keeper who's done their homework on Benteke would have saved it. Benteke is a crap penalty taker. He strikes them to his left, not with very much pace nor very precise placement. Last season both Szczesny and Howard knew where Benteke was going to place his penalty and saved them. 

     

     

    Szczesny then let one in in the same game

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