Morkery

Disappointing if true. He really sounded like he wanted to stay. To be honest he's **** us over a treat with his antics on deadline day last summer.

Cleverly or Richard?

I think clubs are going to come in with silly 15-20m offers in the hope to unsettle him and try get him cheaper than the 32m.

Randy has played this game before and I have to say he's pretty good at it

I've heard from a reliable source* that gil is injured.

I've seen from the final league table that the manager has kept us up.

We are in the fa cup final.

I'll take my own view that the manager has no agenda against talented young Spaniards.

*Tim Sherwood.

A cruel but funny man Risso

http://m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/international-soccer/lastminute-uturn-sees-grealish-opt-out-having-agreed-to-join-ireland-squad-31217960.html

This doesn't go into full detail but there will be more published

Its a spoof. Thats Father Dougal isn't it?

I'm really sorry. It was just too easy. 

Of course its too easy.

But most don't bother. Get your kicks how you want I guess...

We can use him for next years Champions league group stages.

What a coincidence that delph greets him at the training ground reception on the video! I must be phsycic!? Hate to say i told you so.

I smell humble pie?

perhaps dyslexic

I'd take pulis over Lambert. Teams like playing against us because we're crap, rather be despised

Probably got bullied

Can Jack's brother pass a message on:

You are living every villa fans dream. Kick every ball for us, make us proud. Well prouder.

Delighted you have signed.

Dedicate your next 15 years to football, then put your feet up!

Spare some change laddie?

Randy,

What would it take for you to consider sacking Lambert?

Him sat fishing with Gazza?

Another 5 left backs this window?

No shots on target at Villa Park this decade?

Randy? Randy? Are you alive?

Ive been told by someone within the club that there is more to it then homesickness for al ahmadi wanting to leave.

Allegedly it all centres around a bust up he had with Richardson. It all happened due to a row over a car parking spot and escalated from there.

Im also told that el alhmadi is well liked within the club although despite only being part of thr club for a month or so Richardson has rubbed a few people up the wrong way with his attitude.

 

I thin

 

I feel for him, I have my own unofficial car parking spot around here. it is a cracker, right on the bend so you can drive straight in and straight out.

This new lady started a few months back and she gets in at 8a.m and has taken to parking there despite having her whole pick of the car park.

Needless to say I am not impressed.

 

Richardson out.

Best way to get your spot back is to sleep with her

Sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

 

And the winner of bullshit bingo is

I feel bad for Celtic if they sign him

Why, he'll do well. I'm sure of ythat

 

Then there's the current Aston Villa position, with an inadequate manager working for an idiot, with no CEO at all.

Ha excellent - I hope Randy reads that. Spot on.

 

& your "evidence" that Chelsea were actually after him in the first place stems from where exactly?

 

I'm sure that there were other clubs interested in signing him-Whether there were any from the Premiership is debatable

ok ill just ask Chelsea to pass me down their scout list and get back to you.

 

If you dont believe actual quotes from Jores. 

 

Butterfingers, if you don't believe one of the most reliable posters on here - google it 'Okore Chelsea' There are many different articles.

If you then do not believe the articles...

nevermind.

Twitter you say

He'll be like messi up there

James Nursey ‏@JamesNursey 2m

Cissokho should be confirmed later this evening & he's signing a long-term deal - which can be viewed as a statement from Lerner. #avfc

Hopefully he is more informed on this than he was earlier.

I'm confused by the statement bit.

Sissoko is the shunammite

Alan Wright was IMHO shit

On my way to beat you up. Alan wright was fantastic in his time at vi

La

Loan with view to no permanent contract

Pity thought he was going to be the next torben piecnik

Vlaar is much better than Dunne. Dunne got beaten in the air by Van der vært and beaten for pace by Andy Carroll.

Not good enough. Scored a lot of own goals too. I can guarantee you Dunne would never play for Holland!

It does help if you're Dutch.

He could have played for them, his mum had a Dutch cap