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I'm looking forward to it and I smoke. I always smoke more when I am out on the lash (only smoke circa 5 a day normally can go up to 15 on a night out) by having the ban I will smoke less as I am too lazy to go outside on a regular basis.

Another thing.

I can see how the ban would work in pubs (going out to beer gardens) but where would the smoking area be for nightclubs who normally only have the entrance/exit

Is he a Geordie?

I thought he was a Londoner.

Jez is right though. He's right bobbins.

I think he was born in London but has lived up here for a lot of his life

just read that Steven Taylor at Newcastle is unhappy - he is an England U21 international and whenever i have seen him play he has done really well. Scores quite a few goals for a cetre half as well. Would easily be able to play if laursen/mellberg out and in fact would push for a starting place. Would also be capable at rightback better than bardsly and hughes.

MON should make the call and bring him in and join the REVOLUTION

Steven Taylor is absolute garbage, only just slightly better than Shambles!

The barcodes can keep him and carry on defending rubbish!

He is not the type of player we should be looking at to move forward he is as good as ridgewell.

I saw a lot of him last season and a little bit this season never really impressed on a consistant basis

I have big issues with Bellamy coming to villa, not because I don't think he is a good player but more so because of the potential s**t he would cause within the team.

I know a lot keep on saying they would like a dare I say it robbie savage kind of character on the pitch but someone who alegedly attacks a team mate with a golf club, beats up women in clubs and seems to stir up a storm with nearly every club he goes to can't be a good thing.

(Alegedly with all of the above of course)

one MWARLEY2 he introduced me to the site and is one of my best pals and I lived next door to him for nearly 12 years.

Thats it, although I look forward to meeting some North East based villans sometime.

from your wrist to your elbow joint is exactly the same size as your foot.

*how many people will be testing that out in an office!!!*

Ha read the first bit then did measured it, before then reading the last bit :bonk:

Never mind them coming up, I would take great pleasure in seeing them 'do a Leeds'. Porn Drawf to sell up, maybe to Magnusson once he has f**ked up West ham. Then slip down the league a relegation every 2 years with the year inbetween just avoiding relegation.

Should take about 6 years to get to the conference

SHA I hate them with a passion. Whether it is that I orgionally come from Solihull I don't know, I always seemed to be surrounded by them.

Got to be the 90's for me, again my growing years out on the pull, lash, parties etc

When at home I like to sit, it gives me a little me time. When in public I will use the services provided i.e urinals

My missues and a few friends up here (Geordies) went to the game against wigan and said they are crap (newcastle that is) and that Parker was there only bright light. I went for a draw only because we dont, traditionally get a lot out of them (apart from the one season).

OK get the message

Used to think Money then I grew up and realised that having a shit day at work but being able to afford a glass of Moet (example) dont make a happy boy.

Better to have both.

Stone roses, no arguement although being as I hate the smiths it wasnt the most difficult decision

Going to go right to the death. Small Heath winning their next two isn't out of the question and Bolton are out of form, yet will be tough to beat at home.

Depends on how pompey bounce back from that defeat on Monday. Again, they could easily win their next two. If Liverpool make the cup final they'll probably put a weakened side out too.

Wouldn't like to call it!

Depends if they are still in the hunt for second place

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."