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20 games in -5 goal difference.

We are 21 goals in front.

First we had tablets, then scrolls then books.

Now we scroll through our books on tablets.

I'm investing in stocks

I want to become a bouillionaire.

Darn straight

I saw a microbiologist today

He was much smaller than I expected.

Merry Christmas everyone, and I have the feeling it will be very happy New Year on here.

If a manager gets carded, it's not for a bad or late tackle its for losing your head. If you are losing your head you are not in control. He 's making tactical decisions when he's a headless chicken.

45 minutes ago, foreveryoung said:

Maybe he should do the hot dinners for kids again, everyone loved him then, even though his football was still crap.

Maybe he should do hot dinners for the hospitality boxes .seeing as they only got a one star rating.i

Why aren't cookies called biscuits in the UK

We get 12 full moons a year. They all have different names, Wolf, Harvest etc. 

However the annual lunar cycle is 11 days shorter than the earths. Which means every 2.5 years there is an extra moon, meaning we get 13 moons.

This moon is called the blue moon. It's rare hence the phrase

Once in a blue moon.

I wonder if VT has membership has grown much since Emery has been here? If it has it might be an indicator.

I noticed Botman went off at half time and Gordon went off injured.

Talking about people not changing their address. Some years ago working in london, we had a house share. One guy there didn't really fit in. Had separate mates and never went out with any of us. After he left loads of mail still came. Lots of it. Eventually we started to dump it. One day a letter came to me from a solicitor. He said previous chap had been sent a cheque from a relative in the  US for a thousand dollars. What had we done with it. So I called him up and told him about what we did with his mail. And as it was a cheque it would not have been cashed by us. The solicitor was reasonable to us. But as I had him on the phone could be remind his client he owed us 2 seems rent, and would be like me to forward his current address to the numerous debt collecting agencies looking for him.

Never heard from him again and the post dwindled to an odd letter now and again.

To me that suggests there is not a lot of control on the sidelines. If you are that heated all the time how are you making sound tactical judgements.

Don't think Anna Laet really had a shot to save and we missed several big chances. 3 or 4 nil would have been a fair reflection.

4 hours ago, Kiwivillan said:

Let's see how they fare with no Bissouma until end of January. 

And Son all of January.

9 minutes ago, Villan_of_oz said:

That's a 4 match ban

Coupled with Afcon he's out till mid February 

Pleased that Dougie is captain.

Had a discussion with a Liverpool fan, he tried to tell me Allison was the best. I was rather pleased with my response

You say Allison is the best, Man City fans think Ederson is the best. The rest of the world know Emi is the best

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist.

One looks up the family tree, one looks up the family bush.

3 hours ago, Philosopher said:

What do people think of Oscar Gloukh of RB Salzburg, who we have been linked to? 

I remember him being very impressive in the u20 euros a couple of years ago.

Not sure what Swaris would make of us signing an Israeli though!

 

Nas is a Christian

Well at the moment we get 7 European spots 4 CL  2 EL and 1 ECL.

If the premier league gets an extra CL spot do we get one extra place in Europe, meaning 8th place will qualify for Europe. Or do we lose a spot from either EL or ECL. 

Can anyone help me here. 

I know that there is a possibility of an extra CL place, does that mean there is one extra European spot. Or do we still only get 7 places for Europe.

Think his wife has just given birth

I can see it now we will call one point short. But the news filters through that Man city docked 2 points on ffp