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MC Burberry - You're My Mum

. The mouth looks like it could gobble you whole!

I've heard of girls like that on Broad Street on a weekend......

down to 9 now.......

Plop down to 10 men........ i think

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1-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISSED IT!!!!

penalty

anyone got a radio link?

Young has an obvious attitude problem, he thinks he is the world's greatest player, He plays the came with a scowl and a swagger as if to say we should be thankful he bothered getting out of bed to play.

Echo and the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever

Well we never got humped like some doom mongerers on here were saying we would...........

I bet you would have loved it if we had though........... all i can say is we have to be positive no matter what and if you can't do that then **** off and watch the shit from Small Heath or A N Other......... fed up of pricks on here always saying we will get battered just so if we do they can say "told you so".

Well newsflash........... supporters are meant to support the club not predict doom and gloom so please don't bother posting shit, constructive criticism, yes......... but down right doom and gloom, no.

Working Link?

And not one that just links back to the same page saying watch here.

Why do people do that?

Just before the Germany World Cup in 2006 I went on a lads holiday to Zante, We all went to the airport wearing England and Villa tops. At the airport was some reporter for Central news trying to get a piece on British police helping out over in Germany. Now I don't know if they got the times wrong or what but there wasn't even a flight to Germany so they asked us to pretend we were going, we were happy to oblige knowing we'd get on the telly. So, my claim to fame is being on the news talking absolute bull shit about a place I wasn't even going to

Sounds like a flyGlobespan advert.

Simon Webbe from Blue was a few years below me in primary school.

The Barcelona pennant handed over before our super cup final victory is in drawer in my friends grandparents house. His great grandtather was something to do with the staff, maybe a kit man.

I once had one leg of darts v Steve Beaton in the mid 90's he said nearest the bull starts and promptly hit it, i said i suppose i'll have to play properly then returned the favour. Then i won with a 158 checkout, no idea how cos usually i was rubbish at darts but it must have been a one off.

Louis Emerick (Mick Johnson) from Brookside once gave me the immortal 'do you know who i am line' when he barged infront of me in a bar in a manchester hotel. To which i replied ' Yeah of course i do, how are you Denzil, give my regards to Delboy and Rodney will ya'

Gianni Paladini, the agent who bought Juninho to England used to come into the greeting card cash and carry where i worked with his wife and daughter, they used to have a little gift shop.

Paul Henry (Benny) from crossroads ran Billy's Bar where a few of us used to go on friday after work his regulars included most of UB40 and talentless villa player Bernie Gallagher with his nippit faced ugly little girlfriend who thought they were something special.

The Kop is emptying..........

Hope the Villa fans have put their valuables out of view in their cars..........

2 minutes plus 15 mins each way extra time......... then penalties....... with Villa not able to use a keeper.

Tony Green on 5 LIVE - "Ashley Young is fabricating an injury........ and he's not world class either"

"Petrov is faking injury now"

What a smeghead........

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Orphan was ok if 32 year old psychotic Russian dawrf's with a passion for painting, paino's and death is what you look for in a movie..........

Anyone seen Megashark v Giant Octopus? Is it worth an hour and a half of my life late at night?

Do not watch "The Land That Time Forgot" ....... I lasted until i saw the first CGI dinosaur which looked like it had been designed by a mental patient with an etch a sketch........

MON out

This.

The team we put out today would easily get relegated from the Premiership. THIS is what proves he's too slow in the transfer market.

I do hope you are not serious.......... it was a youth/reserve team. How does that have any significance in MON's transfer policy?

I see Sky don't have us down as Aston Villa XI on the ticker across the bottom........