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Yep.......... nothing more original than Mickey Mouse.

Agreed it could be a bit difficult to sing, maybe i will record it and get The General to stick it on the PA..........

I really want to mention a "sport" I really hate....Air Pistol....what is that??? Like shooting birds with your Nintendo 64! All the sports you mention in the poll above actually requires sweat and tears...but shooting???? It's lame!

Not to mention water polo...very funny though.

Also with the air-pistols they use it would be harder to miss the target..........

they need a contestant like Del-Boy when he pulls the sawn off out of his van.

Yes.......... my one on the previous page

No other song comes close to it.

That cycling one where they go slow around the track for an eternity before going like the clappers for the last 200yds.............

why not just have a 200yd sprint race? without they fannying around.

I'd also like to see razor wire along the top of the hurdles............. make it a bit more interesting.

One for the Liverpool game........

We pay for your dole

We pay for your dole

You scrounging bastards

We pay for your dole

To the tune "When the Sun Goes Down"

They said who's that winger there

Watch him going on a run

He has got magic in his feet

When they see all the skills he has

Defenders cannot sleep

Others feel so insignificant

Just who is that Villa man

He only needs a half-chance

And he's the hero of the fans

You can see it in his eyes, yeah

That he gives it all he can

Running at your defences

And i've seen him cheer up a dark night

And dance around defences like they were shite

Other clubs would love him but he's villa alright

Cause he's Ashley don't you know

I said he's Ashley don't you know!

So now he's got defenders wishin

That they had never come to the ground

On their asses they'll be sitting

When our Ashley turns them inside out

He makes chances out of nothing

Just a quick look up and a chance is likely

He scores goals where others couldn't

Defenders wonder what his next move might be

What his next move might be

Yeah,His name is Ashley and he's England bound

His name is Ashley sing it all around

His name is Ashley he sent the noses down

Right here.

Hello General,

May i just say that i appreciate the work that Randy, Martin and yourself have done for the club in the last 2 seasons. Of course i want the club to be "up there" fighting for the title and European Champions league wins but i know that will not come over night. Unlike some on this thread i know that Randy does not dictate the play re - transfers like a certain Chairman in London. It seems to me that a few people seem to believe the media and gossip in their lunch-hour than what yourself and the club have to say.

It amazes me that people seen to think that just because Randy is a wealthy man then we can just attract the top players, it is unfair for him to be expected to pay some over-rated player an obscene amount of money just because he can afford it. But i also believe that if MON asked him to make a player the richest in the world to get him to sign for us he wouldn't deny him.

As for the Barry saga, i think that Liverpool and Barry's agent should be utterly appalled with the way they have acted. It is simple supply and demand logistics, Villa have an asset that in todays market is probably worth 8-10 million........ however they do not wish to sell him and have no desire to sell him, so Liverpool decide they can just come and take him but MON says "No, we do not need to sell him, but if you really want him then the fee is 18million" I see nothing wrong in this.

One last thing General, as a Villa fan now living in Aberdeen, it's not often that i get to see many matches apart from the odd occasion that i am back home. I was at the Odense game as i was visiting my new nephew and i will be down again in September to visit another new nephew......... so i was wondering any chance of a pre-season game next year against Aberdeen? I would love to see the look on the faces of my workmates when Ashley Young scored his 7th of the game.

A little re-working of Liverpools "Won it 5 times" chant.......

To be sung when we play then.........

OVER THE ODD'S BY 5 TIMES

OVER THE ODD'S BY 5 TIIIIIIIMES

FOR GARETH BARRY

OVER THE ODD'S BY 5 TIMES

or for GB himself

Have you cashed a giro yet?

Have you cashed a giro yet?

How about a tribute to Olof for his final game at Villa Park

iInstead of HI-HO ASTON VILLA

maybe everyone could sing

HI-HO OLOF MELLBERG

OR

THANK-YOU OLOF MELLBERG?

This one is simple but could be very effective

"Doctorin The Tardis" by The KLF

JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY

JOHN CAREW

JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY

JOHN CAREW

JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY

JOHN CAREW

JOHN CAREW

BIG JOHN CAREW

Also we could taunt the nose's on sunday with this reference to the win their hovel earlier in the season

"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter

Where were your goals when you needed them most?

You gave it a go but the game was still lost

We didn't see Blue flags fly that day

We just saw Noses slope away

And thankyou Ridgewell for your goaaaaal

We have the highs and you have the lows

The Championship is where you will go

Gabby terrorised you all the time

You hardly breached our back line

Did you see old Ridgewell Goooooooooooo

Cos you had a bad day

You went a goal down

Kapo and Forsell couldn't turn it around

When you got your goal

Our passion didn't die

We gave you a smile as Gabby rose high

You had a bad game

You had a bad game

To the tune of "You Are My Sunshine"

You are a Bluenose

A dirty Bluenose

You're only happy on Giro Day

Your Mom's a stealer

Your Dad's a dealer

You've only come to watch Villa play!!

To the chrous of "Fernando" by Abba

He's so fast he's out of sight

On the left and right oh Ashley

He was beating you in two's and three's

And with such ease oh Ashley!!

To the tune of "We Shall Not Be Moved"

He'll be it

He'll be someone's bitch

He'll be it

He'll be someone's bitch

When Sullivan goes to Wormwood Scrubs

He'll be someone's bitch.