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For 'Arry when Spurs are in town...........

He's always tapping players up, 'Arry, 'Arry

When he see's the agents cash "For me! For me!"

With a face like melted candle wax

He'd love Louise to blow his sax'

'Arry Redknapp cancer of the game!!

Not a chance.

The man is lucky he is paid so much and has a professional career, otherwise he would be in the same position as his brother right now, Serving life for murder.

Mind you maybe he could come for a training session and lets see what happens when he tries his big man antics on Carew or Craig Gardner.

One for the Geordies........ best sung if we are leading and condeming them to the championship

To the tune of their own "Blaydon Races"

Oh Shearer

The Championship is coming

Mark Viduka will be off

And Owen's off and running

All the Geordies looking glum

With little tear stained faces

Sent down to the championship

By O'Neills Villa ace's

For Harry Redknapp ...........

Are you Bagpuss in disguise...........

and to the Cuellar Cuellar tune -

You'll always be a word removed to us, Harry! Harry!

You'll always be a word removed t us, Harry! Harry!

Let the whole world hear this song

Harry Redknapp likes a bung

Harry Redknapp, footballs crooked man.

Dip in form my lord........

Tricky few weeks my lord.......

Testing times my lord........

Keep the faith my lord.........

Nothing Ever Lasts Forever - Echo and the Bunnymen

previous to that i was watching Big Bird and Kermit over dubbed by the Snoop Song "Ain't No Fun (if your homies can't have none)

brilliant!!

General,

Although i am unhappy that Villa have gone out of the UEFA cup, i can try to understand why Matin didn't play a full strength team, I think it was because he never expoected us to be doing so well in the league, if we were just in the hunt for another UEFA or Europa Cup place (as it will be next year) I think he would have put out a much stronger squad.

But as we are 4th in the league, as you said he is aiming for a greater glory, if he had fielded a full strength team and players had been injured then you would get people moaning that he shouldn't have took the competition so seriously.

Martin made a decision that might not have been the one people wanted but because he felt it was the right one...... almost like myself at work today where a group of workers had decided to form a kangaroo court with the intention being that a less popular member of staff would be fired. I was the only one who spoke up for him because i believed what they were doing was completely wrong and, i may have lost a few colleagues as friends, but like Martin, I only did what i thought was right

James Milner wrote War and Peace whilst waiting for the wall to retreat 10 yards before he took a free kick.

Steven Hawkins multi-million seller "A Brief History of Time" was stolen from a throw away comment made by James Milner regarding the Big Bang whilst he was restructuring the NASA space exploration programme.

Father Christmas believes in James Milner...

James Milner was once punched by the wall on Total Wipeout.......

The wall is still in a deep coma.......

James Milner doesn't need to ask the audience.

James Milner is the Higgs Bosun.

The Titanic was not sunk by an iceberg, it simply hit James Milner as he was getting in 100 widths of the Atlantic before breakfast.

James Milner was 10 yards from the finish of the London Marathon when he realised he'd left his flat cap at the start. Not wanting to finish without his customary head gear James sprinted back to the start and completed the race in full

and still won.

At the age of 3 James Milner became the youngest ever winner of the Paris-Dakar Rally

using a coal wagon.

What made it even more remarkable was the fact that he broke down just yards from the start and had to push the wagon to the finish.

Or you could add this one for any player acting in a Ronaldo like manner after not being able to take banter from the crowd.......

Spat the dummy my lord, spat the dummy

Spat the dummy my lord, spat the dummy

Spat the dummy my lord, spat the dummy

Oh lord, spat the dummy.

My view is that you keep rapists, child abusers, etc alive on bread and water....... just enough for them to survive. Then every so often they get taken out of their cell and tortured until they are close to death..... then they are sent back to their cell and have to wait until they are called again........ I would like to see them strung up but part of me thinks that if a paedophile or rapist knows that he is going to get executed if they are caught then this may encourage them more to kill their victims.......

Easily Ron Atkinson for me........... some of the football we played under him was for me on a par with the best club sides in Europe. In almost every game we'd have a goal that could have been goal of the month............ and the news papers were full of superlatives for us......... I remember one game Villa were away to Liverpool and the report the next day said "The Kop were silenced by Ron Atkinson's footballing show men"

General Krulak here:

1. Obviously I should not comment on the John Carew incident other than to say that I felt MON did the right thing and John responded as the Villa man he is.

I agree General, MON did do the right thing and John responded suitably well at Wigan. Hopefully our kit sponsors benefited equally well from this occurence also....?

I was just thinking that myself, a nice 100grand would do a lot for the Acorn coffers. Or even a 50/50 split with the British Legion......

A little jape at the Baggies fans for Sundays game............

WHY DON'T YOU EVOLVE?

WHY DON'T YOU EVO-O-OLVE?

YOU'RE CONFUSING DARWINIST'S

WHY DON'T YOU EVOLVE?

Wouldn't it be a better comparison if the exact games were compared like for like over the season

That way we can see how we are doing in real terms........

So for instance

last year at home v Man C was a draw

this year a 4-2 win

last year firsts away game v promoted side = win

this year = loss

Last season home v Liverpool = loss

this year = draw

Last season away v Spurs = draw

this season = win

So in comparison to the same games last year we are 2 points better of in the corresponding fixtures

Just had a thought.......... it could be done in league matches, but it would be more apt to European nights, picture the scene AC Milan roll up to Villa park in the Semi Final of the UEFA Cup......... they are 1-0 up and like most Italian teams are looking to sit on the lead......... but as they walk out they look up at a claret and blue Holte End, Randy has once again given out free scarves and flags which are being waved all around the ground........... the large Villa banner is out........

The teams line up for kick-off and then it starts........ a full Villla Park singing - Jerusalem or Land of Hope and Glory.......... before you knock it, just imagine how immense that would sound a complete wall of noise.......

Ashley Young is magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He's gotta play for England,

It is simple as that,

He crosses with his left foot,

He crosses with his right,

He's gotta play for England,

Cos he is dynamite

Not bad, but straight from a chant written on Football365 on the 2nd Sept........

Yours was posted on the 3rd........... plus its also a rip of of the old Spurs chant "George Graham is magic"

Obviously I stole the tune, as no chant comes to a new one. But I've NEVER visited the Villa section of the forum on F365 (didn't know there was one to be honest). Have you got a link to the chant, when you sayt 'straight from' is it word for word?

It's changed now anyway, that was my first attempt, I think the other one is much better.

Never said it was on a Villa section of the site........ it was a part of the site about transfers, it was posted by a Manure fan about Berbatov.

Ashley Young is magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He's gotta play for England,

It is simple as that,

He crosses with his left foot,

He crosses with his right,

He's gotta play for England,

Cos he is dynamite

Not bad, but straight from a chant written on Football365 on the 2nd Sept........

Yours was posted on the 3rd........... plus its also a rip of of the old Spurs chant "George Graham is magic"

Obviously I stole the tune, as no chant comes to a new one. But I've NEVER visited the Villa section of the forum on F365 (didn't know there was one to be honest). Have you got a link to the chant, when you sayt 'straight from' is it word for word?

It's changed now anyway, that was my first attempt, I think the other one is much better.

Never said it was on a Villa section of the site........ it was a part of the site about transfers, it was posted by a Manure fan about Berbatov, not the same exactly but same opening lines and end lines.

Ashley Young is magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He's gotta play for England,

It is simple as that,

He crosses with his left foot,

He crosses with his right,

He's gotta play for England,

Cos he is dynamite

Not bad, but straight from a chant written on Football365 on the 2nd Sept........

Yours was posted on the 3rd........... plus its also a rip of of the old Spurs chant "George Graham is magic"

The chorus from the old Aussie rules theme "Up There Cazaly" would be a good tune to have a chant to................ but then i found Derby had already done it.

so that was that gone for a Burton.