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trimandson

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  1. I can see this thread going places I don't like. So I'll warn people in advance, no insults or flaming.

    Ooooh you gayboy.

    Yellow cards have been handed out for less than that Mr Trim, be warned - gay Activists will get you :eek:

    They'll never book me son, fans favourite you see :nod:

  2. Xann will provide the obscoure African jazz-house-breaks.

    Xann knows his stuff. I have CD's to prove it. :lol:

    I know man, did he send you the Melody Nelson album? Top stuff.

  3. Oh I seeeeeeeee.... Splendid.

    I'll provide the jungle.

    Xann will provide the obscoure African jazz-house-breaks.

    You'll do the dark metally shit.

    And 306 will provide the Coldplay :D

    Only kidding son!

  4. You did you numpty!

    Oh...right. :wink:

    Oh yes! Thank Didiersix for that, he introduced me to them.

    I really didn't expect that to be your PGTips, but good man, awesome music, AWESOME! Long live the medicinebox (and now Voodoo Radio :D )

  5. I know one person who likes Ellis but he thinks Robbie Keane is a rubbish player. Needless to say he knows very little about football.

    I´ve just found another one of those.. Is VT becoming infested again?

    Welcome back b23, big news then?

  6. Gazton Predicts:

    Lerner will agree to buy Ellis' and Petchey's shares at a price of £5.63 per share. AV plc board will recommend that shareholders accept this offer for the remaining shares.

    Takeover will be valued at £64.75 million.

    Martin O'Neill will be appointed by the CURRENT Aston Villa board, with the blessing of Randy Lerner. Ellis will be present at the unveiling of MON as manager, will say it that bringing MON to Villa is one of his greatest achievements during his 30+ years at the club and is glad that someone of Mr. Lerner's stature will be investing in the club.

    Expect a typical Ellisian condescending remark regarding Randy being a "typical American businessman".

    **THIS IS JUST A FUN PREDICTION, IT IS NOT A STATEMENT OF FACT**

    Gazton has the full story with quotes and all, brilliant, tell me more ;)

  7. Cinderella, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were sitting around talking, as they normally do.

    Cinderella said, "I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, and that makes me feel great."

    Tom Thumb said, "I'm the smallest person in the world, and that makes me feel good."

    Quasimodo says, "I'm the most miserable, tight-fisted, ugly **** in the world, and I'm damned proud of it! But a thought has occured to me. How do we know for sure that these things are true?"

    "I know," said Tom Thumb, "Let's go see Merlin the Magician. He has a crystal ball and will be able to see if what we say is true." So the three of them trot off down the road.

    Cinders goes first. After a while she comes out, puts her arms in the air and sighs, "It's true, I am the most beautiful."

    Tom is next, goes in, and soon comes out punching his fist in the air, "Aw'right! I am the smallest!"

    Quasimodo goes in. Suddenly there is a loud scream. He comes out looking very pissed off and says, "Who the **** is Rantin Rob?"

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