trimandson

Edited into poll.

Make me some tea.

I voted for HENRY.

I think Lampard is the poorest of the lot.

Someone turn it into a poll for me.

I dunno, trainers to me is anything other then shoes or slippers.

She always was a rock chick..

bwahahahahahaha, you bastard!

You haven't got an option of 'sad'

Surely the same as Bad?

Trainer snobbery, good or bad?

I have a fair few pairs of tidy trainers, Samba's, Stan Smiths and the like, and I love em.

So trainer snobbery, good or bad?

Updated a few times of late, general DOL bashing, my mate "Family Si", and a picture of my dick*

I would be very surprised if there wasn't an appearance from Annette sooner or later too haha!

Be careful next time you're in a lock-up with a xmas tree netting machine, because who knows what might happen.

*Might be a photoshop that my mates done.

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Weaeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnggggggggsssssssssssnnnnnnaaaaarrrrrrr....kinellturnitofff.

Nahhh.

I like it when real people come on and share their views, but I don't want this to be anything other than a Villa site, personally.

Invited articles, sure, but links and loads of "invaders" no thanks.

Or have I misunderstood?

No you've understand, fair enough just me then haha.

And thanks for the feedback, very amusing.

Maybe a seperate section? Obviously, other then the cretins, I can deal with it.

We're all a fairly major bunch (nearly all sorry) and we enjoy enjoy the debate and the banter, and most of us have no problems with other clubs forum members joining VT with there views. (See WMNG, that new Man City bloke et al, I know there's been a few).

So, in future, when we get a new member from another side (who seems resonable and honest), why don't link to the site?

I'm sure Moderators between sites could strike some reasonable agreement, and obviously if anyone blatently abuses the system (UR TEEM IS SO SHITEY LOLOLOLOL OMFG ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111) then the IP can be reported back.

I understand there may be teething problems initially, but it would be interesting to see the whole scope of views.

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Both mine recently updated if anyone reads them

Trim, thats f***ing ace! Use it as your avatar!

Bloody hell, I've only just removed it, I didn't want to cross the line of decency.

Oh well, back again!

After recent poor results DOL tried to cheer up Mr Ellis with his flaming thumb trick.

So many questions answered

(Apologies if it offendeds)

EDIT: Infact I've removed it.

It's available here if you're interested, very crude though.

O'Leary leaves football management to film his life story

I love this thread man

As does Kitey...

I dunno about JFK, but...

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy

Oh, no, oh

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy

Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah

All around in my hometown

They're tryin' to track me down, yeah

They say they want to bring me in guilty

For the killing of a deputy, for the life of a deputy

But I say, oh, now, now...

Oh, I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I said, I shot the sheriff, Oh Lord

And they say it is a capital offense

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Hear this

Sheriff John Brown always hated me

For what I don't know

Ev'ry time I plant a seed

He said, "Kill it before it grows."

He said, "Kill them before they grow."

And so, oh, now, now,

Read it in the news

I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Where was the deputy?

I said I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defense

Freedom came my way one day

And I started out of town, yeah!

All of a sudden I saw Sheriff John Brown

Aiming to shoot me down

So I shot, I shot, I shot him down

And I say, if I am guilty I will pay

I shot the sheriff, but I say, but I didn't shoot no deputy

Ooh, no, oh

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy

Ooo, ooo, ooh

Reflexes had the better of me

And what is to be must be

Ev'ry day the bucket a-go-a well

One day the bottom a-go drop out

One day the bottom a-go drop out

I say, I, I, ...

I, I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy, no

Sorry Kimbo, it was me.

If I had a pound for every fecker that tried to take the credit for it...

Video proof HERE

I laughed, quite hard infact, but I don't know why?

I dunno about JFK, but...

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy

Oh, no, oh

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy

Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah

All around in my hometown

They're tryin' to track me down, yeah

They say they want to bring me in guilty

For the killing of a deputy, for the life of a deputy

But I say, oh, now, now...

Oh, I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I said, I shot the sheriff, Oh Lord

And they say it is a capital offense

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Hear this

Sheriff John Brown always hated me

For what I don't know

Ev'ry time I plant a seed

He said, "Kill it before it grows."

He said, "Kill them before they grow."

And so, oh, now, now,

Read it in the news

I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Where was the deputy?

I said I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defense

Freedom came my way one day

And I started out of town, yeah!

All of a sudden I saw Sheriff John Brown

Aiming to shoot me down

So I shot, I shot, I shot him down

And I say, if I am guilty I will pay

I shot the sheriff, but I say, but I didn't shoot no deputy

Ooh, no, oh

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy

Ooo, ooo, ooh

Reflexes had the better of me

And what is to be must be

Ev'ry day the bucket a-go-a well

One day the bottom a-go drop out

One day the bottom a-go drop out

I say, I, I, ...

I, I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy, no

Sorry Kimbo, it was me.

EDIT: i found the actual transcript!!!!

ON KENNEDY ASSASSINATION

Kennedy, I love talking about the Kennedy assassination because to me it's a great example of, er, a totalitarian government's ability to, you know, manage information and thus keep us in the dark any way they... Oh sorry wrong meeting... Ah shit. That's the meeting we're having tomorrow at the docks. [winks] I love talking about Kennedy. I was just down in Dallas, Texas. You know you can go down there and, er, to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. And you can actually go to the sixth floor of the Schoolbook Depository. It's a museum called... 'The Assassination Museum'. I think they named that after the assassination. I can't be too sure of the chronology here but... Anyway they have the window set up to look exactly like it did on that day. And it's really accurate, you know, cos Oswald's not in it. "Yeah, yeh so wow that's cool." Painstaking accuracy, you know. It's true, it's called the 'Sniper's Nest'. It's glassed in, it's got he boxes sitting there. You can't actually get to the window as such but the reason they did that of course, they didn't want thousands of American tourists getting there each year going [Mimes looking out of window] "No **** way! I can't even see the road. Shit they're lying to us. ****! Where are they? There's no **** way. Not unless Oswald was hanging by his toes, upside down from the ledge. Either that or some pigeons grabbed onto him, flew him over the motorcade... Surely someone would have seen that. You know there was rumours of anti-Castro pigeons seen drinking in bars... Someone overhead them saying 'coup, coup' Coo.

Unbelievable. And you know what's wild, people's, er, attitudes in the States about it. Talking about Kennedy, people come up to me: "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy, man. Let it go. It's a long time ago - just forget about it." And I'm like alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here. "Bill, you know Jesus died for you." Yeah, well it was a long time ago. Forget about it! How about this. Get Pilate to release the **** files. Quit washing your hands Pilate - release the goddam files. Who else was on that grassy Golgotha that day? "Bill, it was just, you know, hur, taking over of democracy by a totalitarian government, let it go."

Back to the left...

??

I've gotta have a proper look at that Wordpress it looks good, is it easy enough to use?

^^ What the gremlin said ^^

Blog No 5 is in! This is Villa only.

Sheriff Kimbo - The Villa Blog

I used 'Blogger' for this (inspired by 'The Fish Tank') but any other suggestions for the next one :shock: are welcome.

Oh yes, the fish tank, I'd forgot about that, how'd you like trimmystrannys?

The direction of another Villa Talk thread is set

It has been demonstarted what a loss at home to Pompey would have done to VT computers

VTers over analysis of DOL's comments are taken to new and extreme measures

A Villa fan reflects on another exciting Premier League season

The title of Jack Woodwanker's autobiography is revealed

Lee Hendrie is pictured carrying out his community service and people are astonished to find out he isn't actually wearing any clothes.

Best post yet, I've wee'ed a little because of laughing so much