trimandson

General,

Just a quick one, do you have any news on Martin Laursen? Where is he? How is he? and will he ever get some sort of role at the club? Also, I think he should be walking in the centre circle some time this coming season so we can wish him well and thank him properly.

Also a MASSIVE thanks to Randy, yourself and the rest of the upstair camp for how this club is run, and when we do win the trophies we deserve Im sure every fan will not go nowhere until the USA boys are on the pitch celebrating too!

Cheers x

General, how do you feel about people sending you a message with a kiss on then end?

Love Trim x x

PS - Keep up the good work, and I actually agree with the quoted post, can we change the Doug Ellis stand to the Martin Laursen stand?

Edit: You post on dnba?

Absolutely superb finish that.

Hi General,

I'm thinking of having a bet with one of my mates for 100quid that I'll play for Villa before I'm 30.

Now, being 26, overweight, slow and extremely unfit, I realise this is unlikely to happen.

BUT, I'm sure you can pull some strings and get on the pitch for 30 seconds for 50/50 share of the winnings?

How do you like the sound of that?

Think about it, it's practically free money!

Cheers,

Trim

I wanted to be a ninja.

HI EVERYBODY!

HI DOCTOR TRIM!

Jimzk you look lonely.

Do you ever drink in the Lutley?

Haha!

But sadly not.

The traindriver from Reading to Nuneaton fell ill as he was also at the festival that year, and when Rev realised this, he took control in a drunken coup of the said train and drove everyone home safely.

When he get there, the Fat Controller said 'Congrat Rav Nayson, for your big skillz on da trainz there, work for us fulltimez bitch'

To which Rev replied 'Oh yah bredbin'.

The previous traindriver is now a welder somewhere. Ying and yang eh? Funny things.

The first traffic lights were used in Wolvertrampton and are now marked with white stripes on them to highlight the only thing of any use to ever have come from the said sty.

Bloody hell Rodders, what kept ya?

Ugh that's even worse!

Doner meat on a pizza is the perfect post-session greasy alcohol soak.

UUUUUUGH Man, I've seen that, Doner meat, Veg Pizza, half a bucket of mayo yak material for sure.

McDs breakfasts, so nice for about 20 seconds, then a day of grief to follow....

Snatch Wars and the Duck Tales Parody have just had me HOWLING.

That's what the internet was made for! (And porn obviously)

i used to be served bread with butter and sugar as a filling as a child.

Half the people I work with had sugar butties as children, **** crazy, I've never heard of it, and it sounds RANK.

When I was a wee kid, and visited my relatives in Ireland, I remember them feeding me a bowl of warm milk with bits of bread and sugar in.

I loved it at the time but now it sounds fooking disgusting.

Whilst I love bread, sugar and warm milk, the thought of it all together makes me YAK

i used to be served bread with butter and sugar as a filling as a child.

Half the people I work with had sugar butties as children, **** crazy, I've never heard of it, and it sounds RANK.

RACIST?! One of them just PM'ed me and called me a honky!

Made more burgers today, this time with Jalapenos and cajun spice, hmmmm absolutely beautiful, served in a soft bun with relish, rocket, cheese, slice of vine tomato and and ring of onion, **** beautiful and so easy and cheap to make too.

NV, you get my message on FB the other week? About Umbro?

Hmmmm Doner meat...

The place we used to go to after a night out did mixed kebab meat, chips, any sauces or mayo, wrapped in a massive naan bread for something like 3quid, all rolled up into a big Chicken & Doner Meat & Chips Plastered in Mayo Naan Roll.

Hmmmmmm that probably took 3 years off my life everytime i eat it.

After munching my way thru a Ginsters Spicy Chicken Slice last night, I considered the amount of sheer crap food that I eat, and how much of it I enjoy.

Its not much, I won't lie, but there are certain foods I love, even though they may just be dirt in a bun.

So I'll start....

Ginsters Spicy Chicken Slice (Microwaved to the point of being hotter than the sun)

And

McChicken Sandwiches

It's heartblocking stuff but I **** love it.

we7?

Heelfaction - Skin-On-Skin very good skills!

Got the villatalk list. Sweet harmony is a cracking tune.

Sweet Harmony was one of mine

You gotta love the oldskool, the piano house oh yah