NibblyPig

A man is defined not only by his actions, but also as the capital city of Jordan.

Thanks for that list, Rev. I just started listening to podcasts . . . some of those (esp. the "blue" ones) are superb. Cheers

A commonly-held Villan's view?

How frequently is Ulver held, and who is doing all this embracing?

Steve McClaren -- because I want to hear him do a strong Brummie accent in his first interview.

Q: D'you know the capital city of Alaska?

A: That's correct.

I took an amazing photograph of Jupiter yesterday evening... I stole it from the planetarium.

A seacow-shaped Zeppelin, advertising the rock opera "Tommy", has just burst into flames and crashed to earth.

Oh, The Who manatee!

A kidnapper saw the headline in today's newspaper and thought to himself: "Hmm, I must make a note of that."

0-5 start for the Red Sox. Tut tut.

Disappointing start, given all the hype about how this year we were going to storm through the AL East.

Need to win today. Can't come back home 0-6 and looking for win number on the opening day at Fenway. C'mon lads!

I saw so many highly strung individuals in the Taiwanese capital ...

... it's full of Taipei personalities!

Geez, that footage of the tsunami is unbelievable I thought it was a computer generated image at first.

What on earth is going on on earth?!

My friend, who got sacked from his HR job, just got re-hired in a new department.

He's back... and this time, it's Personnel!

If it weren't for all those warts on her palms, I would definitely go out with that girl . . .

. . . she is, hands down, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!

When I was younger, I had this bad habit of stretching out my legs on with a rack...

... thankfully, I grew out of it.

^^^ I put that joke on a big banner pulled along by a plane...

... unfortunately, it went over most people's heads.

I bought the "Shield of Zeus" on-line a few months ago, and it still hasn't arrived... I've been waiting for aegis!

What a shit day in sport.

More good tackling from Chris Herd. Like it.

Gabby needs to come off. Petrov needs to come off. Liabilities at the moment.

Young and NRC, please, Gerry.

Captain Optimism to the rescue.

NRC on for Petrov. Young on for Gabby. Villa score two in five minutes. Game finishes 2-2.

Levi may disagree -- I think he's from "Shit is all **** up."

The Boston area is moderately accurate. I used to live in "Hipsters"... that's not quite accurate. ("Preppy, trust-funded students" might be more accurate.)

Woman to plastic surgeon: How much would it cost for you to reshape my body to look like Yankee Stadium?

Plastic surgeon: Hmm, ball park figure . . .

Too many polls! They come to our messageboards and they take our jobs.

Cats are evil. I am outrageously allergic to them... and they know it! I'm like a magnet for them.

Crikey. Thought that was in.