NibblyPig

oh LV...

i'm 'owl-ing with laughter

i'll try and emu-late these puns... but i doubt i'll be able to!

^ cheers mate

Chicken - thats foul (fowl) .............. anyone seen a coat ?

what a poultry effort at humour!

^^^ pure gold

(especially in light of the news today that thousands upon thousands of penguins are about to die!)

where did you get that from LV?

I can't believe only one other person likes lamb as much as me...

one of the many many advantages of having lived in Australia for fifteen years was the sweet sweet taste of a supple young lamb...

... they're not too bad to eat either

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: 3.30... however, sometimes he comes around at quarter to 4

Villa WILL win and I am deadly serious.

It is in the stars ... and I haven't been drinking and haven't gone mad either!

... yes, but what drugs are you on?

I'm also going for a villa victory... i think a sneaky 2-1 could be in order... DV will have a blinder (put your money on him for first goal)