NibblyPig

Upon leaving the voting booth, Bickster wondered whether *this* was really the best time to start listening to the voice whispering in his right ear

Even when summer comes around, Paddy will still be claiming that his avatar is all of a sudden "in season"

... and the crowd goes wild with laughter at yet another "Doug invented..." joke

The world according to Villatalkers, Part 71: The patent office creates a special desk for all of Doug Ellis's claimed "inventions"

On 26 January 2006, NibblyPig "celebrates" another birthday -- and is feeling oooooooold...

... but I'm still much, much younger than most of you buggers!

Upon hearing of a mysterious "rehab" centre there, VillaTalk readers pitch in and buy pablopicasso a ticket to India

VillaTalk reader accidentally stumbles across another of Drat01's puns

After years of yearning, ianrobo1 finally gets to meet his idol

Toonlass hops on to the Off-Topic section and starts flirting with some Villa fans

John Wragg has a very similiar piece (only bigger) in this mornings Espress. Dosen't seem to be online.

In the Espress? Oh. I'll just wait for the Latte Night News.

So, I'm not going to trawl through 30-odd pages of posts... but I think blandy's first line summed it up for me: nobody on here really knows anything.

Let's wait for some substantial information to come out before the champagne corks get popped...

Crap one:

A tortoise was mugged by a group of snails. When the police asked him

what happened he said: "I don't know... it all happened so quickly"

Paris Hilton was bit by her pet monkey the other day

Paris Hilton was tested for rabees and the monkey was testes for clymedia.

Because of her new illness, doctors told Paris Hilton to get some rest...

... they ordered her just to stay out of bed for a week.

Ya Mama's So Fat... when I banged her, I burnt my bum on the light bulb

... and my dad worked at Longbridge too!

Where in North America are you going BOF?

Where can I put my vote for the Melbourne Cricket Ground?

I'm a week older than The_Rev. I'm 26 or twenty-six.

Do you know what makes me really cross?

When I simply have to get to the other side of the street!

Now all we need is the draw at The Oval... and the Ashes are coming (er, staying) back to Blighty

MY FIVE LIVE HAS CUT OUT... BUT THE FINAL WORDS I HEARD WERE "ENGLAND HAVE WON ..."

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three nail-biting tests in a row...

However, the Edgbaston and this test should have been wrapped up before these nail-biting conclusions

... and bloody Manc rain!

2 runs...

Nice work Matty H!!

Nice work!!!!!!

2 runs to go... come on!

Yes!... Boundary!

Love it!

4 runs to go

England 2nd innings (target: 129 runs)                          R   M   B  4 6

ME Trescothick        c Ponting          b Warne               27      22  4 0

AJ Strauss            c Clarke           b Warne               23      37  3 0

*MP Vaughan           c Hayden           b Warne                0       6  0 0

IR Bell               c Kasprowicz       b Lee                  3      20  0 0

KP Pietersen          c Gilchrist        b Lee                 23      34  3 0

A Flintoff                               b Lee                 26      34  3 0

+GO Jones             c Kasprowicz       b Warne                3      13  0 0

AF Giles              not out                                   5      11  0 0

MJ Hoggard            not out                                   2       7  0 0

Extras                (lb 4, nb 5)                              9

Total                 (7 wickets, 29.5 overs)                 121

What an ugly looking scoreboard eh?!

8 runs to win.

Come on Ashley. Come on Hoggy.