wiggyrichard

My sister has had a lot of dealings with the Rockstar boys. Her stories make me want to have a career change.

:shock:

Is she some sort of groupie?!

My dad just back from the hospital from his prostate cancer check up. He aint got go back for another 6 months as his results came back fine. Cancer aint growing. Result. I happy as a pig in shite

Thats great news

mcdonalds is rotten.

Yeah, but it taste's lush!

Golden Drummers.

I could just eat a whole load of them with gravy, sooooo good but sooooo bad.

They are immense TBF

Read them both on holiday the other week.

Brilliant brilliant books!!!

Well, a week overdue but too quick for the midwife to arrives so had to do it myself !!!

Sofia Eleni Louca was born last night at home (weighing a respectable 7lb 6oz) and doing well!

Congratulations mate, great news.

Owen? :shock: I'd honestly rather someone who was MORE fit than Carew, not less.

I don't know, I'm thinking Owen, Santa Cruz, Gabby, Fonz and possibly Heskey/Carew would give us pretty impressive options, allowing us to accomodate Owen's inevitable injuries. Only if Owen if free though.

Out of all those Owen, Santa Cruz and either Heskey or Carew (possibly both) would be injured at the same time. Leaving Gabby & Delfounso!

Plus...Owen is injury prone and not value for money.

Santa Cruz is just shite and more lazy than Berbatov!

Yossi Benayoun please...very very underated.

Always thought he would be a very good signing, but not so sure about him now. How old is he? Would he be a very good squad player or starter?

Just turned 30, starter...better than Downing IMO.

I wonder if Owen would come to us now and would he be worth it?

yes & no.

I have it on good authority that we will be making a surprise bid to Corinthians for Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima. He may be 33 but he has 415 career goals from 606 appearances. Despite being in the shape of his life, he is due to retire in 2011.

The worlds best ever footballer :notworthy:

Yossi Benayoun please...very very underated.

Or a cuddle?

Errr, I'm also sad, can I have one please?

:winkold:

is that becuase even the Samaritans pretend to be out when you call ?

'take a bow son!'

The wife is a few days overdue - I half expect the latest to arrive over the weekend!

Thats great, hope everything goes alright mate. Do you know what your having? (yes i know its a baby )

Hey Neil, just to let you know we have booked our 4D scan at Bumps, the assistant said weeks 26-31 usually give the best results. Did you book your scan in the end?

How is everyone and their partners in the baby club doing? Hope everyone is doing great?

Just finished the painting and the baby's room is starting to take shape now.

Maybe a donkey punch is in order?

I had to Google it, and this is the picture on Wiki

And a dirty sanchez wouldnt go a miss, also known as a stinky hitler or a frosty moustache...they love it really.

makes you think where all this so called "Distraction tactics" are emanating from trying to disrupt our squad Man city are scared and rightfully so if we can beat blues and hull i seriously think we will destroy man city at their place.

i wouldnt put it past Gary Cook the bloke is a complete and utter tosser

Why whould they deny it if they started it to distract us?

Because the damage is already done, the story has already been printed.

Some of the figures being chucked around here and some of the swap deals are insane. Im sure some people think Milner is on a par with Messi?!

Milner is not worth more than £25m.

apart from tevez and given citeh are a bag of shite tbh

Dont be stupid!

Tevez, Given, Barry, Bridge, Bellamy, Adebayor would all walk into our team.

Ireland, Santa Cruz, De Jong, SWP, Johnson would easily improve our squad.

bit of a "what have the romans ever done for us?" moment that!

Its the truth thou mate.

apart from tevez and given citeh are a bag of shite tbh

Dont be stupid!

Tevez, Given, Barry, Bridge, Bellamy, Adebayor would all walk into our team.

Ireland, Santa Cruz, De Jong, SWP, Johnson would easily improve our squad.

Carrrick + £10m wouldnt be the end of the world

But i would prefer:

Ireland + £10m, gives you more energy

I had an ex GF send me 12 roses to my work place once.

Fail.

Along with being ginger = a bad day at the office

I would say more along the lines of epic fail

If i don't get one i will be very upset.

If you dont get one just trade her in

I've done it before and was rewarded with a blowjob. Go for it.

Was going to type exactly the same thing Rev

Given another season there i think he will be closer to the 50million mark

Grants gone mad everyone