jimmygreaves

No Lancs, that was Herbie.

Christ!! on Sundays I turn up for most of the matches ratarsed!

Here's a player we have been linked with in the past. Does anyone think he may be a target if this supposed Distin bid does not come off?

I thought he got sacked/walked out of his club (in Germany I think) cause he's a piss artist.

"Chocolate Soldier" sounds like some kind of gay euphemism.

I thought the strike was more specifically BBC news staff.

I don't think Chris Moyles is a BBC employee - he works freelance.

Q. Why are Pirates scoundrels?

A. Because they AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Cause some thrash mettler was blabbing all over the internet about it....

I realise he's right in the twilight of his career but if Arsenal don't give him a new contract what about offering 12 months to Bergamp. I know he's an oldie but he would offer something to the squad.

I've got a feeling we might just sign Viduka on the cheap from Boro.

Another club buying success?

He's the little Brazillian isn't he? dreadlocks?

Come on number 3!!!

Agree about Taylor. That would be an excellent aquisition.

Just wondering whether DOL would have a go at getting Viduka from Boro.

Something the Cresswells might have been alluding to on another thread got me thinking.

Poor season at Boro (i.e. cheap), great form under DOL, strong, skillful "hold-up" striker.

Decent shout??

What happened to Koumas? The next great saviour?

Hopefully to run in tandem with the "pointless thread".

Out of the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 which is your favourite.

I'm going for 3 cause its a bit like a sideways pair of tits!

Hey look, the opposite of Ligs. Ligs is the anti-greaves!

John Terry will win (But I don't think he should) Lampard ought to win it.

Beckam.

Big fish in small pond - He'd love it, he'd be like a pig in poo.

Always liked Phillips - a tidy player, keeps possesion really well.

Could do a job as a squad player if the price is right and pass on what he knows to the Luke Moores and Gabby Abglohororoares at Villa.

A decent addition at the right price.

Villa!!!

We're signing Terry Yorath????? I don't think he'd add too much to the side. Not much movement etc...

I'm confused - this is a thread for transfers that will probably never happen?

28th Oct 1974 (I expect a card now!)

I can just about remember the match. I remember all the news stuff afterwards more. Spink carrying the cup down the steps when they got off the plane and through the airport seems to be stuck in my mind.

Spink was legendary in that game.

JC - let the cat out of the bag - what do you know re Berger, Phillips and any others.

Start the ball rolling mate.

Isn't Beer a food?