stuart_75

Ask yourself how many senior pros - get shipped out on loan - then return and make it at that club.

Dion Dublin maybe?

Lineker slagging off the Beard? Twunt.

why does it have to be new?

a new 6k car is instantly chucking 1200 notes at HM govt and so worth 4,800 the very next day

Don't you have to pay VAT on a used car?

Pay VAT on second hand goods? Dont think you do.

Did I see Grace Jones doing the hula hoop? I thought I dreamt it.

I'd rather crawl naked over broken glass than have to watch 1 min of this steaming pile of this ghey shite.

Facebook.

I'm leaving it for about 20 reasons, as much as I need it to update and keep an eye on certain pages and groups I run (such as the ever popular McLeish is a horny ginge) the whole stalking thing has just got me so pissed off (not me stalking, others doing to me).

1) """Friends"""" who think just because they message me on Facebook, I have to log on and chat, the whole "But I messaged you on Facebook" and "Oh you never reply" pisses me off. If I wanted to talk to you, I would ring you. Some of these people are 30+ and are obsessing over contacting me, just get a life. Let me have my space.

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1b) The above who invite me out on Facebook and then complain because I don't meet up with them once a week.

1c) Ex Girlfriends actually subscribing to my updates. Pathetic.

1d, section 4.1) Ex girlfriends re-adding me. Erm...

2) **** stupid gaming invites, **** right off. I am expected to have time to reject every single one of these retarded games? CANCEL ALL GAMES... ggrrrrrrrr I do not have time, not do I enjoy fingering an animated sheep.

2a) You have been invited to Barry Chuckles Ballroom party... **** off.

2b) Shit bands.

2c) Religion.. "Like this if this person inspires you through god" **** off.

**** Facebook.

Stuart "likes" this

First rat of the ship

Even rats are fussy these days what ship they live on.

"Old fashioned stadium this". Commentator talk for 'what a **** doghole'?

God I hate the blues. Some clearing in the woods a few doors away from me has put a big flagpole up with a small heath flag on it. Saw him go into his front door today. Fat dickhead wearing a blues coat. Knob.

Move house

"Old fashioned stadium this". Commentator talk for 'what a **** doghole'?

God I hate the blues. Some clearing in the woods a few doors away from me has put a big flagpole up with a small heath flag on it. Saw him go into his front door today. Fat dickhead wearing a blues coat. Knob.

Move house

there's other people in the cinema and some of them tend to **** me off in an instant.

THIS. Dont matter where I sit, there is always a bellend sat behind me kicking my chair.

Someone here has won a few quid on Warnock.

Bye bye Terry. Chuckle.

As long as its not a big fat monster, then I'm going to tap it.

I've put The Shield on the back burner

EPIC FAIL

Hopefully putting a deposit down on a 123d next week.

Just started Breaking Bad season 4. Watched first 2 episodes and it just doesnt feel as good as the previous seasons. Is is it me or has it gone a bit dull?

Offset works for me.

Anyone seen Hugo? Whilst the production is impressive I found it to be very boring and not really that good a story.

This. I was expecting it to be a brill family film after listening to Kermode cream himself over it.

Style over substance, just a bit dull.

I wore glasses and contacts for 18 years. Hated everything about both. I got laser surgery 8 years ago. Best thing I've ever done besides give up cigarettes.

This.

Got mine done in 2001. The best thing Ive ever bought in my opinion.

Can anyone recommend me a good US Cop TV show.

I have seen 24, NCIS and CSI and enjoy that sort of genre.

Anyone seen any of the Law & Orders? Or any other ideas?

The following involve cops and are great so I think you should consider them:

The Shield

The Wire

This.

Just watched Warrior. Not bad at all. You can see Hardy is in shape for the part of Bane.

Retro-fitted 3D? That is a con.

Mike, plenty of those are still available.

On that website, you mean? Yes, I know, but like the guy on there says, they are often not quite the same. Like you and your non-crumbly Flake.

Incidentally, ISTR that a lot of Cadbury bars used to be manufactured in the RoI. Is that still the case?

I've found that Cadburys Dairy Milk tastes different in Ireland than it does in the UK.

Can you still get Star Bar?

Jlyod Samual. Pure tripe.