Two women are drunk and whilst walking through a grave yard decide they need a wee,
The first woman uses her knickers to dry herself but the second woman uses a wreath,
The next day two men are sat in a pub
First man says…my missus came home last night without any knickers on
Second man says that’s nothing my missus came home with a card up her arse that read
“thanks for the memories all the lads from the fire brigadeâ€