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What is all this 'scaring the shit out of the opposition' bollocks?

They're pro-footballers, not 8 year old girls.

If you want to scare them, why don't we put some tarantula's in the away dressing room? or get the team to play in Frankenstein masks?

What we actually want is a good song that is memorable, personal, unique and easy to sing along to.

You mean like Spizz, PC?

Who cares what that recording sounds like, give it a few games and the whole ground will be louder than that shitty P.A system.

Its the only one suggested that has anthem qualities.

Spizz lyrics:

YOU MADE THE SUN SHINE BRIGHTER

YOU MADE THE BLUES GO AWAY

WE'VE GOTTA BELIEVE

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

WOH-OH ASTON VILLA

GRA-VER-LEY HILL RIVIERA

HOLTE ENDERS LIVE FOREVER

THE SUN NEVER SETS ON ASTON VILLA

IN EVERY TOWN TONIGHT

THERE IS A WONDERFUL SIGHT

A BELIEVER LIKE ME AND YOU

WEARING THE CLARET AND BLUE

WO-OH ASTON VILLA

GRA-VER-LEY HILL RIVIERA

HOLTE ENDERS LIVE FOREVER

THE SUN NEVER SETS ON ASTON VILLA

I REMEMBER A EURO NIGHT

WE FELL ON OUR KNEES AND CRIED

THE GREATEST CLUB CUP IN SIGHT

FOR US THE NIGHT THAT NEVER DIES

WO-OH ASTON VILLA

GRA-VER-LEY HILL RIVIERA

HOLTE ENDERS LIVE FOREVER

THE SUN NEVER SETS ON ASTON VILLA

WO-OH ASTON VILLA

GRA-VER-LEY HILL RIVIERA

HOLTE ENDERS LIVE FOREVER

THE SUN NEVER SETS

THE SUN NEVER SETS

THE SUN NEVER SETS

ON ASTON VILLA

Perfect for an anthem.

Come on people, Ride of the Valkyries is shockingly cheesy...

We need something tht can be used as an anthem!!!!!

SPIZZ!!!!!!!!!

SPizz for me, great anthem potential.

Pierce was at the SU game today. Do you think he's after Jagielka? Possibly to replace Micah Richards if he's already agreed a big money move? Or maybe he's got his eye on a Villa player. Any suggestions?

Maybe its because Man Citeh play Sheffield on boxing day.........:roll:

May I be one of the first to wish you and your family a very merry Christmas Genral, and prosperous new year.

Don't know if this has been posted anywhere but MON was at the Blues Preston game today. Nugent, Upson... anyone else??

Upson was shocking,worst player on the pitch.

The problem with buying players for 10-12-15 million, is that the wages they demand will be a great deal higher thn th likes of Barry, Petrov, JPA etc, so do we offer them payrises to keep them at the club, or sell them to teams that will......

It could cause alot of dressing room upset if we bought 3 players for 15m each and started paying them 50k a week...

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Athletic - No t*ts

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free spirit - Junkie

Friendship first - Former very friendly person

Fun - Annoying

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate - Sloppy drunk

Professional - B1tch

Voluptuous - Very Fat

Large frame - Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate - Stalker

A WOMAN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think

about?

MEN'S ENGLISH :

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have s*x now

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s*x with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s*x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s*x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s*x with you

11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

2 player of the the standard of Barry would be great, ny more than that I will be extremley happy!

You then^^

Shhhhh

Good post Chris, I agree totally and i think the inevitable slump will soon be upon us.

I agree with a 2-1 defeat.

Who's Bi?????????????????

Now now this isn't a thread to name names or flame people,

Just an experiment!

Poor lesbians can't vote.

I class Lesbian as gay, sorry....its all the same really..... :winkold:

I can see this thread going places I don't like. So I'll warn people in advance, no insults or flaming.

Yes I agree Ali, this thread isn't here to to be deleted!

Like I say, if you dont want to post a message just add to the poll.

Its a research thread.

Just wondering what mix of orientation we have on here......

Post a message or just vote.....

Hi General, just a small comment i'd like to make,

I have a ST in the North stand and my seat is right next to the sponsors seats, now I know that people in these seats are likely to support the away teams sometimes but on many occasions there has been trouble, now I'm not sure what can be done about this but I think something should be said.

Sometimes they can be quite abusive, for instance against West ham last year a West Ham 'fan' was so vocal and abusive it caused a Villa fan to get into an argument. and it was the Villa fan that got kicked out.

Like I say, I'm not sure what if anything can be done, but I just wanted to voice my concern as next season I'll be attending with my 4yr old ( we met you and Randy before the Spurs game not long back) and I don't think its the best thing for kids to see/hear.

Cheers.

Happened again tonight, no-one got kicked out but the away fans wasnt very...say sympathetic to who they were sat by.

Its not good when kids are about to hear fans swearing and shouting abuse at us sat less than a metre away.

A name I`d like to see more mentioned is Klaas-Jan Huntelaar at Ajax. He`d be perfect at Villa Park with a drop dead cynical attitude within the box.

At the time he doesn`t too well at Ajax, but that`s just for a short while. Believe me: he`ll be back.

Of course he wouldn`t be cheap, but we shouldn`t t hesitate paying around 10m£ for him cause he`s worth, and he`s also a player for the future.

Welcome to VT.....

He would be a good signing, I agree.

Latest Pictures of Hev explain a lot.

100% Villan and Nick Rogers put their minds together

Hi General, just a small comment i'd like to make,

I have a ST in the North stand and my seat is right next to the sponsors seats, now I know that people in these seats are likely to support the away teams sometimes but on many occasions there has been trouble, now I'm not sure what can be done about this but I think something should be said.

Sometimes they can be quite abusive, for instance against West ham last year a West Ham 'fan' was so vocal and abusive it caused a Villa fan to get into an argument. and it was the Villa fan that got kicked out.

Like I say, I'm not sure what if anything can be done, but I just wanted to voice my concern as next season I'll be attending with my 4yr old ( we met you and Randy before the Spurs game not long back) and I don't think its the best thing for kids to see/hear.

Cheers.

Lets keep this out of the thread dedicated for the General ay boys.

Edited by Mod to save having to post a new one: Posts have been deleted, as we are trying to keep this on topic. THis is a genuine chance to turn over a new leaf. Please, lets leave the past in the past.

100 pages of speculation.

amazing.

I agree with BOF, If it tastes good, bring it on!