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Doug decides enough is enough and makes his move.
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This is about the best pic I've taken, was just a quick snap on cheapy digital camera, I like it though!
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Is that Kevin Phillips in the first picture Al?? :winkold:
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Am I the only one who noticed that Materazzi kicks Zidane as he goes down, before he overacts and curls into the fetal position like the racist pussy fucktard that he is?
Yes!
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No, the judges decided he would get it before the Final.
If it was a fair play award then yes....but its not, he was the best player in the World Cup as decicded by a group of old fella's, which included Dr Venglos!
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Rockafella's irrational love for Ronaldo suddenly made more sense...
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Two South African men stood on a peer pulling a rope tied around a black mans waist who was floating in the sea,
A Vicar walks by and says...."Ah thats what i like to see, Man helping Man" Then carries on his walk...
One man turned to the other and said..." Cracking bloke that Vicar, but he knows **** all about Shark fishing ".....
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I think he's quite funny to be honest!
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The FA deny report that last nights linesman had made a bad decision
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And again, if anyone thinks that beating Blues is the be all and end all, you've got the chairman and manager you deserve.
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No worse, no better, just very very poor!
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SHHHHHH!
Someone get this thread back on topic ppplllleeeeaaaaasssseeee!
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Pompey, Bloose will get no more points this season!
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Agreed ^^^ Funny to play it on a friend or an older child but on a young kid like that its a bit harsh!!
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George W Bush and Tony Blair are in a meeting at the white house,
when George's wife walks in and asks what they are doing..?
Tony replies ' we are making plans for world war 3 '
so she asks what the plans are.. to which Mr Bush answers..
'we're going to kill 14 million Muslims and 1 Dentist...'
'why 1 dentist' his wife enquires...
Bush pats Blair on the back and says.........
' You see, told you no one would ask about the Muslims....'
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Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is
absolutely packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience, Stevie asks if anyone
has a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and
shouts at the top of his lungs, "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied
career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then
goes into a difficult jazz melody for about ten minutes. When he
finishes, the whole place goes wild.
The little old man jumps up again and shouts, "No, no, play a Jazz
chord, play a Jazz chord!"
A bit peeved by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives
straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B-flat
minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with
this impromptu show of his technical expertise.
But the little old man jumps up again. "No, no, no! Play a Jazz chord,
play a jazz chord!"
Now truly peeved that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his
playing ability, Stevie invites him up on the stage and says, "Okay,
you start us off." The little old man grabs the mike and starts to sing
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"A jazz chord, to say I ruv you .."
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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I dont think we are, the teams below us are in much worse position than us and can't see any of the bottom 3 staying up now.
we'll finish 12th above Newcastle, Boro and Fulham easily!
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keep, gotta be, always had been, keep keep keep
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Keep!
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Karren Brady has been told she needs a bloodclot removed.
So small heath are selling Heskey
Was gonna post that yesterday as it came through as a text on my mobile,
Thought might get deleted though
i see the mods do have a sense of humour!!
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. "What the heck would they want with a plasterer?"
Cant believe i didnt see that coming!!!!!!
Exactly!
Takeover parts 1 & 2
in Hall of Fame
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