Hev

Never try to outsmart a woman!

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,

and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he

said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put

it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with

me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when

he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well,

he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there

in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished

the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to cl ose the

casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she

came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers

locked the casket down, and the rolled it away.. So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there

with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I

can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was

going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell

me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my

account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

I think the champions league final may well work in our favour due to it being the last match before it, even though it is 10 days or so, the temptation will be there for Liverpool to ease off somewhat

Not so sure about that because it seems that the 4th placed team will get the 4th spot - even if Liverpool were to win so they will have to be going all out to get 4th place I would have thought - unless 4th spot is secured by Everton by then of course, then I would agree - although our chances are surely gone now anyway!

I'm going to Liverpool - was looking forward to it before Sunday's shambles!

JPA for me of course

Roy Aitken also said that DOL was a bit annoyed with JPA and that's why he didn't want to do the press conf but, yes, that DOL has told JPA he wont be taking any more pens this season.

Oh well, that's that sorted then. Understandable in some ways I guess but in other ways, not exactly the way to build confidence either but I guess the good of the team as a whole has to be put before the good of the player's confidence - Hope JPA responds in the right way now.

To think, he hadn't missed a pen before he came to Villa either (so I understand)

Hope this one hasn't been posted before:-

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in Liverpool is a huge scouser bloke 6-feet, 5-inches tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man minces in and sits beside him.

After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the parking lot and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer.

"I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."

Hev, do I dare ask whose name is on the back of your shirt? :wink:

No you got it in one!!! I also have a ladies one with no name on as, when I am being more ladylike, I like to be a bit more discrete

I love the Hummel stuff and the Chevrons in particular but I think the leisure wear (as opposed to the replica kit) seems more expensive than the Diadora stuff of last year. I mean, at the moment the short sleeved T shirts seems to be £20.00 (particularly like the one in purple in the ladies range - with matching trousers) and there is a lovely jacket I would really love with the lion printed on it but it is £120.00 - even a long sleeved sweat type top the same is £80.00 I mean come on we are not made of money (well I'm not that's for sure).

My DWS logo hasn't peeled off yet - but I did press it over with the iron before I wore it and a few times since just to be on the safe side :roll:

Hmm, Now I will have to think about that one! :wink:

Dear Juan Pablo Angel - as you are so fond of Olof (by the way he is my second favourite player at Villa) - why don't you change your name to "The Mighty Olof" or something like that. I have always thought it could be very confusing for innocent people that might visit this board (hmm-not a good idea I suppose) but they might really think you are the real JPA - then they would not understand your comments. Also, might you be in trouble if the real JPA found out you were using his name? Just wondered that's all. :?:

I was in Sports Soccer at Fort on Sat and saw lots of the horrid scummy Flybe New SH tops - I looked at them and even touched one! Their logo is stick on like ours and their shirt doesn't even have the aerated bit under the arms and down the sides like ours - ours is much better I think - lots of scummy people getting one though unfortunately so I just scowled and looked at the Villa tops - which of course are much cheaper there than at Villa Village where I bought mine from! :evil:

Mh said:-

I voted for Mellberg. (Surely he is better looking than Angel? But what do I know).

Well, I agree, Mellberg is, in my humble opinion, the SECOND best looking player at Villa but, sorry, not better than JPA in my view

Anyway, I'm sure you all wanted to know that (not!)

Please tell me your a bird Hev????

OK listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once:-

"Hev" is what my mates call me and is short for HEATHER so yes, last time I checked, I was a "bird" as you put it - getting to be a bit of an "old bird" these days!

JPA of course (was there ever any doubt!). As well as favourite player, he would also win best player and best looking player in the Prem.