Richard

A man goes to a zoo but when he arrives there's only a dog. It was a shitzu

SHouldn't this be a sticky. That'd be a better idea surely

Unrest caused by takeover rumours is absolute bollocks and shows how desperate DOL is that he has to use that an excuse.

No wonder the players have no respect for the man.

Mourinho is a manager who generates enormous loyalty from his players. You can achieve a helluva lot with that

You're taking the piss now I think.

Feck me and another blast from the past. What is it with you

Kate Moss bumps into Jeremy Clarkson at an awards bask.

"Hello" she says "I've seen you before. What do you do"

"Top Gear" says Jeremy.

"Great I'll have 4 grammes please"

Mine was borderline tasteless, your was out of order paddy.

Congratulations to England on getting the ashes!

The last English person to **** an Aussie and get the ashes was Paula Yates

Trouble is when you get one it leads to an infestation. I see another bubble blower has signed up now.

Feck em off apart from WMNG and the Pompey fan

How fecking biased were the Austraaaaalian commentators BTW.

Every time an English batsmen hit the fecking ball it was greated with "Oh it's in the air and.." in some sort of eager creaming themselves anticipation of another wicket.

And feck me that dubious catch, "No its definietly a brilliant catch" rocket polishers.

Erik Bakke again on loan this time

Why has there been no more wickets in the last ten minutes?

Is that good or bad?

Who said 550? Who said 500 even?????

^^^^^ that's always my recommendation.

and that question was my one summer interest into cricket. Quite Frankly (:winkold:) I'd rather watch cars rust

What would be a decent score here?

If I had to vote, it would be option 1.

I'm boycotting polls in sympathy with Rob

That rumour has been around for a while now. So tell me is 5M just the wages?

Phillips when playing, Barry when not

I'd be interested to see Rob's views on this

ahh Cricke..... :yawn: