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EDIT. Is this the most middle class post on VT.
Not quite:
turned the hose pipe on Weds around 21:00 .. suddenly remembered last night whilst playing tennis that I'd not turned it off again
Where was all the water going?
I was topping up the swimming pool
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Taarabt has never been in good shape though and if he's to be believed he's been the same weight he is now for ages.
It didn't seem to hinder him at Milan.
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They would probably be 12th in the league with 10 points and a -8 goal difference having scored only 4 goals all season and just lost 4 games on the bounce conceding 11 goals without reply.
Don't be silly.
They might be if they'd built their squads on a shoestring. However, considering several players from both of their squads cost more individually than all 14 of the players we used at the weekend did combined then of course they wouldn't / shouldn't be anywhere near where we are.
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It's a mystery to me why factory built modules aren't more popular...There's no reason houses can't be constructed off site and plugged in once somebody has selected the spec they want. Other than the public don't want them, they'd rather moan about the poor build quality of something put together outdoors in the mud through the winter.
That is a cracking idea.
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Froch will destroy Golovkin.
He will walk through Golovkin's punches and pick him a part with the jab.
Wow.
Edit: Froch on a fight with GGG:
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Got myself a Gymano Powerrack and used olympic weights off ebay for my garage, so now I can lift at home.
#HomeGymMasterRace.
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The best thing about Francis getting the job would be that most of their fans would think that was a good choice.
Please Football Jebus, give us this.
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They usually hiss and disappear into the shadows when they get a whiff of saturated fat.
Get with the times grandma, some saturated fats (namely medium chain triglycerides) are good.
I know you don't care but I thought you might appreciate some up to date info for when you're scolding gym bores IRL.
The last thing you want is them having the chance to correct you.
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This is a must win for them. 4 points from 8 and Chelsea and City up next.
I think we're going to dick them.
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Taarabt has come out swinging to defend him against 'Arry's slanderous accusations.
Scathing criticism of scrotal face's training methods and tactical understanding too.
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I know it is not popular view but i think we are better without him.
It's probably not a popular view because it is arguably the most incorrect opinion ever posted
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Why is ArteSuave 4th?
I've heard that his predictions are so accurate that they transcend conventional league tables.
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Ricky burns appears to have put all of his new weight on around his waist in his move to LWW. He looked like garbage again too despite a promising first few minutes.
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Pique: Roy Keane still scares me to this day
Barcelona defender Gerard Pique has admitted former Manchester United team-mate Roy Keane still scares the life out of him.Ex-captain Keane left Old Trafford in 2005 after more than 300 league appearances for the Red Devils, his final outing for the club coming just a month before Pique's Premier League bow for the 20-time champions of England.
The Spanish stopper only made another 11 league outings for United before returning home to Barcelona in 2008 and winning every major honour there is for club and country including two Champions League crowns and the World Cup.
However, the 27-year-old says the sight of Keane still sends shivers down his spine, telling FourFourTwo exclusively that the Irishman – now assistant manager at Aston Villa – was scarier than Sir Alex Ferguson’s famous ‘hairdryer treatment’.“I wouldn't say I was scared of [Ferguson]. Roy Keane? Well, maybe that's different!” Pique said while answering readers’ One-on-One questions in the November 2014 issue, available in shops and on iPad now.
“I remember we were in the changing room at Old Trafford and my phone started vibrating. Keano could hear the vibrations and went crazy trying to find out who the phone belonged to. That’s who he was.
“Before we [barca] beat Celtic 1-0 last season, I noticed him by the side of the pitch as a pundit as we went to warm up. I hid my face with my hand because he still scares me. I was 26 years old, and I was sh*tting myself!”
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Anyone get their haircut at King's barbers shop
I see them all over brum now are they any good
Their quality varies wildly from barber to barber. There's a guy in the Solihull one that is very good but he's a word removed.
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Liverpool 2-1 EvertonChelsea 0-5 Aston VillaCrystal Palace 0-1 LeicesterHull 0-3 Man CityMan Utd 4-2 West HamSouthampton 3-0 QPRSunderland 0-0 SwanseaArsenal 3-1 TottenhamWest Brom 0-0 BurnleyStoke 1-0 Newcastle
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Villa
To clarify, I pick Villa as well.
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If you mean he was right as in he was completely **** wrong and his post was a total load of shit then I agree.
If not then I disagree.
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bookmark these few pages if you want a laugh at Xmas/New year.
Yeah "ahahahahahahahaha" we'll all say if things have gone to shit.
Those stupid words removed thought something good might happen but it didn't and now they're just miserable rocket polishers!
But we were miserable rocket polishers all along so we're somehow superior to them!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Gabby walking onto the field to see Arsenal playing a high line with Mertesacker at CB:
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We now know where our final game of next season is going to be played.
Uefa has confirmed that Milan's San Siro stadium has been chosen to host the 2016 Champions League final.
I quite fancy a bit of fun in Milano.
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Hmmm, not sure I agree here. I understand what your saying but if we're playing the game the way you describe it (which I don't believe that we are btw) then we are living a dangerous game. I'm all for being able to shut up shop and see the game out but that, for me, is for the final periods of the game.
For me, bar the plop game (where I have zero complaints with the approach), we simply run out of ideas far too soon. The hull game not so much, but certainly the Newcastle game (which now looks a bad result), we looked completely clueless.
It's not that I think we could have had loads of shots on target but our approach was specifically designed to have few attacks. We'd have had relatively few whether we were winning or losing, it's just that the stats have been skewed even further by the fact we've spent more time in the lead than not this season.
I agree that the Newcastle game we didn't have enough attacking creativity but we are missing Kozak and Benteke. I'm sure most teams look crap going forward without their two best strikers.
We're also still lacking a number ten (at least one that can accumulate enough fitness to play) in those kinds of games.
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Yeah sure.
I'll just top up my inkjet and get right on that
Yikes! Hopefully you've got a bigger budget than Lambert had this year.
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The stats are heavily skewed by the scoreline in the game at the time.
We took the lead in the first 15 minutes in two of our wins and in the first 5 of the second half in the other, so you'd expect our possession and shot stats to be low. That's because we could afford them to be low because we were already winning.
We wouldn't be averaging so few shots per game if we hadn't already scored. If we still get no shots in if we're ever losing a game then that would be more worrying. Hopefully we never find out if we do or not.
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But, as Taarabt has pointed out, he's the same weight he always was.
Not that 'Arry would know that, having detailed information on the physical condition of your playing staff is the preserve of professional managers...
Well, it's not really. Anyone who can read should be able to use that information...
Oh right.
Well it's probably best to just guess then.