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Add to that I look nothing like that!

Ok I'm pale.

And I wear glasses.

And I'm wearing a white shirt.

But there it ends!

Guinness in a minute I think.

Say whaaaaat?

I hope Haye smashes Harrison very quickly, however if Haye is to fight the Klitschkos, which one will he fight first?

Sounds like a cover up story. Maybe you are the real Harry Potter. What is Hogwarts really like?

Loads of old men clutching wands and performing funny things.... no wait, that was at my catholic school.

Strangely enough (or not) I was called Harry Potter at Primary School. Obviouslly late Primary School as Harry Potter was still a book until... dunno what year it was.

You look a bit like Frank Bruno/Joe Pasquale.

You've seen pictures of me on facebook!

I couldnt be any more white and pale if I tried.

I get called that name often but I don't see the resemblence myself.

From what I remember of your photo in Rogues Gallery, I thought you looked a bit like Justin Bieber, well not looked like exactly, but Bieber-ish.

We duel at dawn, sir.

In other news, I'm off to New York tomorow. Should be a ball.

Whereabouts on the RG is this pic of JustinBiebersEyebrowDesignr?

Poison by The Prodigy.

There you are BOF... my picture is up now you can mock me all you want

This is me, drunk, in Newquay about 6months ago. I'm the one on the left. And yes, I'm aware I look like a startled hedgehog.

Cue the jokes.

What a **** prick Garry Cook is.

You know the "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands cos they rapin' errbody up in here..?

Well about a month ago, some creative blokes and gals (I presume) autotuned it and turned it into quite a good song.... enjoy

Arsenal fans - a good handful of them are great fun to talk to/with. The rest are obnoxious arrogant tossers.

Is Samir Nasri fella still knockin' about on 606?

Rubbed up by Wenger? I think so, although the pricks been banned 5 times.

He followed me onto another forum to call me a word removed. Then tried to pretend he has never insulted me

Just for fellow VT'ers to realise how much bias this guy is..

think GLASTON....then think honestly 50x worse, I've never seen someone come up with so much drivel.

I second this. "Dubbed the New Wenger" is one of the most one-eyed, repetitive, biased, and contrary fans I have ever spoken tom

Really poor joke alert

What pantomime character was always getting burnt? Cinderella.

"Waiter, waiter, have you got frogs legs?"

"No, I'm disabled you word removed"

Arsenal fans - a good handful of them are great fun to talk to/with. The rest are obnoxious arrogant tossers.

Is Samir Nasri fella still knockin' about on 606?

Rubbed up by Wenger? I think so, although the pricks been banned 5 times.

He followed me onto another forum to call me a word removed. Then tried to pretend he has never insulted me

Friedal is worse. Oh my **** God.

that's a good shout actually.

Or Allbrighton.....

Arsenal fans - a good handful of them are great fun to talk to/with. The rest are obnoxious arrogant tossers.

People spelling Ciaran Clark's name "Clarke".

The one that gets me most in the UK is fooking Mayo (Gayo).

What a pathetic measly excuse for a condiment, to say it tastes bad would suggest it has some character, it's just white goopy gunk. Can't believe the sheer amount of people that like it too. I used to think of it as a Southern thing but it's everywhere now. People actually sub ketchup for Mayo on chips.

Also you cannot buy a ready made sandwich without it being plastered in the shit. I just want a chicken or chicken and bacon sandwich without it. Why are we expected to like it or offered no alternatives.

Also Ketchup is far far better on chicken burgers, so mayo, go fook yourself and die please.

Amen.

Ketchup is just rubbish.

It is basically just vinegar with loads of sugar added and some red paste for effect.

It doesn't taste like tomato it just ruins the taste of anything you put it on by making it sickly sweet.

:notworthy:

Someone get the fire extinguisher and burn salve, Mike's on fire.

What the ****!?

Lay off mayonnaise, you fiends!

I normally have a beer after washing up, nbut not during.

Second date ACTUALLY! (And I await the abuse when I finally DO contribute to the rogues gallery!)

**** Everton could have put up a better fight!

Hopefully we'll wrap up the reserves league again this year!

Yes, that's me.