theunderstudy

General, we have never been relegated whilst I have been on the planet, and I intend to keep it that way.

We are not doing great, we've lost our best player from last season, failed to replace him and signed houllier who looked good starting off but whilst I appreciate the injuries have certainly gone against him, the fans are growing inc reasingly disillusioned especially after last night's disgustingly diabolical performance and the comments maade by Houllier. I will continue to support him, but I am very very annoyed by his comments and I hope the board won't jump ship IF the big R rears its ugly head.

I don't want him out unless we can get a good replacement, its no use sacking the man if we've got no-one to take over!

Short of getting in martin Jol (who seems odds on to go to Newcastle) or Owen Coyle, there aint much we can aim for.

I want to keep him and to do well, but we need to win our next two games.

Midlands 2026. If a small part of the world with baking temperatures and no interest in football can host it, then the area of the first ever double winners and footballing heartbeat () of the league is,

I tell you what, get MON to take over the government for a short while, we'll be out of Europe in a blink!

Thank God this thread didn't turn into Susan Coffey v Mr. T. It would have been utter madness.

So do I. Anyone fancy kidnapping Milner and making him sign a life contract?

Good call Ajax... And Plusnet. Call centres in yorkshire? If I want to discuss my technical problems with someone from a weird part of the world with an uninterpretable accent I'll stick with BT thanks.

Technically it is, as its something that pisses me off.

Anyway, clothes lines as well (the household use not the wrestling move)

Dunne and Warnock's increasingly pathetic impersonations of Premier League standard defenders.

A vaginisimic vague vagrant vegan vogon virgin vegetating.

It is VillaTalk.

A vague vagrant vegan vogon virgin?

Mmmm, they weren't too bad. Had a BBE of 2 days ago, but still they tasted fresh.

Salt and Vinegar as well.

I just found a packet of crisps in my desk - unopened. At least 1 month old I think they are.

Eat them yea or nay?

I agree Wiggy, I do like tea, but I'll have a cup of coffee any time.

Coffee or tea?

That's absurd Hitz! Sack the lot of them, we're in a recession aren't we, why not let people who want to work take their jobs.

Yeah thats pretty annoying.

Well we'll have to ask BOF then.... Oh wait.

I have the opposite opinion. Always always butter, with sauce as well.

The way the hot bacon melts the butter on your bread is lovely!

This.

Re: HP, isn't it made in Holland not germany? IIRC.

Nah, it depends.

Vogons.

I think I did it on the old one, but its a flare up again. Anyway, vegetarians who don't eat meat on principle, but eat fish.