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  1. Teddy Babes are the most sensual, warm, luxurious and unique love dolls ever created. With their long hair, 'come-hither' eyes and sexy expression, these plush dolls are the perfect bedtime companion - soft, strokable and ready for adult fun!

    People buy these. :|

  2. I can count on one hand the amount of people I still see from secondary school.

    Occasionally I'll head to facebook to see what people are up to, and I'm reminded why, the great deal of them turned out to be clearings in the woods.

    When you leave secondary school it's like the end of the world, but looking back on it, you'll see that the people you leave behind aren't anywhere near as irreplaceable as you thought they were, and if they are, nothing to stop you keeping in touch.

    I left school 17 years ago and see my old school mates maybe twice a year.

    We just sort of drifted apart and found new lives one way or another.

  3. This thread always leads to the nagging doubt that in some far off time in the future I'll decide (or more likely be persuaded) it's a good idea to have kids. It is, on a very slight, small level, terrifying.

    Cute.

    It is totally terrifying but most definately the most awesome thing I have ever and will ever do.

  4. Our son Alex is now nearly 6 months old.

    I can honestly say he is the best thing that's ever happened in my life. It's incredible how much love you can feel for your kid, and the amount of joy they can give you with just a smile or laugh.

    To the people who are due to be parents soon - :thumb: you'll love it, its the best thing ever.

    agree with you 100% Its amazing <3

  5. Cheers. I would say I'd need it but I can get a 2.1 in my degree by getting 50's across the board in my modules... which isn't happening. I'm on 30 odd in the 2 modules I have exams for anyway. And this one being pre-seen means I can cram a bit. My second and last one on Wednesday should be harder, but I don't care this time if I don't cover myself in glory.

    Then I'm done

    EDIT - Gotta love the cascade system - makes it spectacularly difficult to do badly if you maintain a decent level in the second year. Conversely if you don't ace things across the board you ain't getting a 1st, but still.

    Well hope all three go well and you get what you want results wise.

    Happy cramming :)

    What are your plans for when its all over?

  6. Some tit over the road has just took 45 minutes to mow a lawn the size of a **** postage stamp

    Oh and now they have just left the mower standing, with motor still going, for nearly 15 minutes

    **** braindeads

    Have to contend with Lady Gaga and crying kids from the neighbours here.

    :x

    Lady gaga, foul mouthed crying child, gobby parents and their drunk talk.

    I win!

    Have heard some reet crackers from them today...

    Gobby cow: "What dya want outta life Jay?"

    Gobby cows bf: "I just wanna go to Newquay every year and I'll be well happy"

    and then him talking to his mate about love...

    Gobby cows bf: "I do love gobby cow, Its just when I get drunk the grass is always greener"

    [shout from bedroom window] "Jaaaaaaay, Got any more stella babe??"

    and finally they have a foul mouthed 4 year old that shouts all sorts of flowery terms such as "Suck my brown willy" and "Mom youre a C"

    They must be so proud.

    Do you live in small heath?

    Ha. No. Redditch.

  7. "Suck my brown willy"

    :lol:

    I have a 4 year old brother, god knows what he would have to be exposed to to come up with stuff like that.

    Ha. Just a couple of weeks ago she said she had to have a new carpet put in her bedroom. Why? Because when giving him oral sex, she had stains that were years old from spitting it all on the carpet.

    That is classy right there.

  8. Sounds delighful.

    Little **** next door were in the garden from about 9 til 12 this morning, woke me up and couldn't get back to sleep.

    Annoying basts.

    They are pure trash.

    I could rant about the effers all day.

    But I wont :)

  9. Some tit over the road has just took 45 minutes to mow a lawn the size of a **** postage stamp

    Oh and now they have just left the mower standing, with motor still going, for nearly 15 minutes

    **** braindeads

    Have to contend with Lady Gaga and crying kids from the neighbours here.

    :x

    Lady gaga, foul mouthed crying child, gobby parents and their drunk talk.

    I win!

    Have heard some reet crackers from them today...

    Gobby cow: "What dya want outta life Jay?"

    Gobby cows bf: "I just wanna go to Newquay every year and I'll be well happy"

    and then him talking to his mate about love...

    Gobby cows bf: "I do love gobby cow, Its just when I get drunk the grass is always greener"

    [shout from bedroom window] "Jaaaaaaay, Got any more stella babe??"

    and finally they have a foul mouthed 4 year old that shouts all sorts of flowery terms such as "Suck my brown willy" and "Mom youre a C"

    They must be so proud.

  10. I want to keep Milner, and if we have to sell I'd rather do it to anyone but City, even at a slightly lower price.

    But...

    "How about £15m plus Hart plus Onuoha plus Ireland?"

    Deal.

    Id take that lol, i'd value that at around £45m???

    If he starts in the WC and plays very well, i guess his value could go up that high.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Claret75 not Jellybean (same keyboard different people :))

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