Baselayers

I know. It's almost like he has yet to see a naked lady..... In fact i am sure that is the reason!

I have a headache. Good result though! :-)

Show us where you piss from :x

Nope! 8)

I have a headache. Good result though! :-)

Oh dear god how did that story get turned on me?

I am still wondering exactly how she did it!

Riding my mountain bike today i stopped to find another girl who had fell off her bike...and split her vagina! Ouch!

Can I split yours? 8)

Nope i only like real men

Riding my mountain bike today i stopped to find another girl who had fell off her bike...and split her vagina! Ouch!

Lots of chocolates and wine!

Do it...and you shall be rewarded!

Knee met face at high speed.Good fun!

I did it to myself haha

I shouted at a child today. His mother then angrily confronted me (apparently it's acceptable for him to kick women in the leg!) After a brief exchange of views she backed away. Win!

My face says: Ouch:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A few months

I feel very ill. That is all!

Give me your address, I'm a doctor

1 Fake Street :winkold:

I feel very ill. That is all!

When will the planes be able to fly again?

Oh dear what have i started!

It's not the first time that comparison has been made :oops:

Well I think she's rather attractive (considering her Dad is an inbred unwashed knuckledragger)

Each to their own i guess!

Sorry guys! Haven't been around much! Just started my trip, I'm 5 days deep in Los Angeles with my father and step mother. Just got back from Riverside and Lake Arrowhead with friends. Awesome time out here. Here's on of the latest, granted not the best of pics but that car is sick! Lambo Espada in mint condition! Hope all is well on VT......Africa in 12 days!!

My blog!

Cool hairstyle 8)

Oh dear what have i started!

It's not the first time that comparison has been made :oops:

Ha!

How many seeds on average are there in a pomegranate?

Ok better:

I like apple juice and vodka

No pornstar looks Rob

How old am I?

Ok i won't but i assume she is a hideous porn star knowing Rob's post's!