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2 hours ago, Pongo Waring said:

I would 100% take Greenwood at the Villa. Very talented player. 

I would rather eat my own shit.

2 hours ago, Villa Gaffa said:

I wonder if we will bring in 2 early transfers in this window (Hermoso free and Barkely small fee) and not make any more signings until the end of the window.

We might need to see how Mings, Buendia and Ramsey are handling training and how they have recovered before we lock in any more transfers, ins or outs.

What we might also be doing is waiting for the Euro’s to finish before signing some of our targets.

How many dives will Dan James manage to squeeze in during the last 20 or so minutes?

Poor from Edozie.

Rashford only plays well when it’s time for a new contract.

Jim Ratcliffe to hand Ten Hag his P45 after getting his medal.

I’m not sure which is the more shocking.

City being this shit, or Rooney only being 38 years old.

Imagine sacking Ten Hag if things stay as they are.

I have missed the Summer Transfer Window / How tall is the player we’ve been linked with? thread.

1 minute ago, Rightdm00 said:

No I hate this. I want to spend £60 million for Connor Gallagher instead. 

Completely changed from the player we had here. Ran the Luton midfield with non-stop energy. We could easily double his wages from Luton and it would still be an amazing deal. 

Exactly.

And if we did buy Gallagher we'd probably have to sell someone like Douglas Luiz.

This way we likely get to keep Dougie, and bolster our midfield options.

Sensible deal.

Excellent experience, adds more physicality into the midfield, and also isn't Callum Chambers.

Didn't realise he has scored 5 PL goals this season for Luton.

Earlier in the season we made a strong Man City team look like a pub team when they played us at Villa Park.

Anyone think their fans will be crying about that game and performance right now?

This feels worse than the season we got relegated.

1 minute ago, UpTheVilla26 said:

You could have 0.00000000001 xg and still bang at least 2 in with Olsen in goal. 

Olsen is the only keeper that can concede 2 goals from 1 shot.

1 minute ago, foreveryoung said:

Bored of hearing shit like this.

And that’s absolutely fine.

I’m bored of people pissing and moaning like ungrateful kids after the best season since the Premier League began.

Just now, foreveryoung said:

Nearly 2 hatricks Mateta and Eza

 Don't matter though lads, nothing game aye @smg

Exactly, a nothing game.

There are far more important things in life to stress about outside of Villa putting in a shit performance after qualifying for the Champions League.

Just now, WallisFrizz said:

He’s got a point…

 

Absolutely this.

Although he has forgotten about Kourtney Hause.

1 minute ago, Dante_Lockhart said:

Let’s not kid ourselves, we’ve had shit performances over the season too. We’ve been amazingly lucky that Spurs, Utd, Chelsea and Newcastle did the same though.

We have rode our luck at times, but we’ve also been fantastic. We were being talked about as potential Champions before the turn of the year.

We’ve also taken 10 points or something like that from the Top 3.

1 minute ago, AVFCforever1991 said:

I don't care if this game means nothing, in no universe should we be getting trounced by Crystal Palace

And if we had Kamara, Tielemans, Martinez, Pau, Rogers, Moreno, Ramsey, Buendia and Mings all available the performance might be slightly better.

If the players were ever allowed to put in a shit performance it’s today. They’ve been fantastic all season long, and we have had the highest number of long term injuries of any club.

Nobody is going to carry this performance into next season. Emery won’t allow it.

Just now, OutByEaster? said:

This is possibly the most peculiar idea of what might remove doom and gloom I've ever seen.

 

I should have used some sort of emoji to highlight my sarcasm.

1 minute ago, NorthEastVillan said:

Do you honestly think you'll see this back 4 next season?

Lenglet gone anyway, Digne moved on for FFP and Carlos will not play at all. Konsa will not be at RB eaither. Just chill and enjoy the close season  

Of course not.

And I am extremely chilled. I honestly couldn’t give a shit.

Hopefully we can score a goal to be the first team to bookend a Top 4 season with 5-1 defeats.

Hopefully we announce the signing of Ross Barkley tonight to satiate some of the doom-mongers.

Has Unai brought his son on yet?