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yeah, whatevar. i knowed that was the question. :bonk:

How many inmates were released?

Is it all the ones with an odd number of factors?

So that's 1, 4, 9, 16 and err... some others.

Edit - Hang on, all of the squares. :oops:

Pah, the internet destroyed quizes

Unfortunately, this.

Girl housemate has just come in completely ratted so she can't walk at half 11 off wine or whatever and tries and walks in my room. So me and my mate try and carry her to her room via some water and tell her to go to sleep on her side. Me and my mate then go back in twenty minutes to check she is alright and she is on her back. Try and move her and she wakes up shouting '**** you' and other such abuse. We then spend up till now trying to get her to go to bed. I wouldn't bother but the chances are she might be sick so should be in the recovery position. Wouldn't mind but this happens every **** week and usually its the other girls that deal with it but they have gone home for Christmas.

We won't get an apology for the abuse or anything tomorrow either.

I'd leave her to lie in her own piss and vomit.

I'd piss and vomit on her.

Back from another masterful Villa performance. I'm absolutely loving it atm. Milner took his season average rating back above 10 out of 10 with another 11 after his quite frankly disgraceful 7.5 against United.

I'll tell you what won us the game though, bringing Sidders on and going 4-5-1 for the last 4 minutes. You can't win away if you play 4-4-2 you know. It's lucky clueless Martin randomly picked his name out of the hat.

PS - Dunne and Cuellar dicked on their excellent strike force, Dunne even beat KJ in the air more times than not! Take notes John Terry.

LOVE IT.

General,

i know its something in the past and you might not want to bring it up again, but im looking to get your saying about "pigs in mud" tattoo'd on me with you name and the date you said it, but cant find it could you please refresh the phrase for me or pm me it also as im going to have it like a historical saying, i also ask for you permission.

ps if the mod's could find me the page it was quoted on id be grateful

cheers keep up the good work and hope your back up and running as we need our general up and running to drive us on :winkold: :winkold:

The quote was "Not sure what Mr. Gold is after other than publicity. When you get down in the mud and wrestle with a pig, the pig loves it...and you get muddy. I think I will just let him continue to talk."

I'm not sure how much of it you want but it was revealed to the world in all it's glory on 20th September 2007 (and that porn goblin cried about it until... well he still is ).

Link Here.

I didn't know that was said on this site until I just searched. General, I love you man. *wells up*

I was joking. Our players work so hard and cover each other so well that our formations rarely stay in a set shape, especially when we have the ball.

We end up like:

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-------X---X-----X-----

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--X---------------------

X------X-----------X---

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and:

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---X-----X--------X----

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--------X----X---------

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--X-----X--------------

---------------X----X--

and just about anything else you can imagine.

It really doesn't matter what formation Sky show our players in during their pre-game build up. What matters is the players that are on the pitch and their primary objectives.

If we play 442 we will lose.

If we play 451 we will win.

SUPERFACT!

^^^In fairness to him that was at WW and Penn has lost his last 3 fights at that weight. Slap head needs to get his chequebook out OR merge WEC in with the big boys so Penn can drop down and fight Aldo, Brown and Faber.

Tbh there is only one man that could even test him. Unfortunately for Dana, he is DREAM's biggest asset.

How freakin' big is Mir!? :shock: When he said he needed to be stronger I didn't think he meant putting on 25lbs of muscle in about 5 months and having to cut to make 265! Lesnar was walking around at 270 for his 106 camp before he got sick. His boxing looked good as well, very well planned.

WAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUDGE IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all.

Cripes, this is fun. :yawn:

I'm sorry, where are my manners. You have my permission to leave.

Don't be mean to him. He knows not what he says.

Petrov should be sold in January, as he will never be any good in any system. He is simply too slow and no longer has the stamina to play in our midfield. Oposing managers rub their hands with glee when they see him on our team sheet and when he plays in our team, you can drive as many JCBs through our midfield as you like. The only good thing is that the JCBs are leaving the cash machines alone!

Good to see you're a man of your word and won't ever post here again sting.

Saying something that you know is not true?! Why, that would make you a li... Never mind. I'm sure you've heard it all before.

Anyway, how exactly do you know what "Oposing managers" do when they see our team sheet? I think they wet themselves and cower in the corner of the room shaking, but my guess is as unfounded and therefore useless as your's.

Link Here

Either the good old COYS ITKers are talking shit as per usual or he's being brought in behind the melted back or 'Arry is lying.

It's just PR stuff. If Redknapp comes out and says he's looking to spend £20m to buy two or three players, then clubs can raise their asking price for players as they know that Spurs have cash to spend.

Whereas, if they say there's not much cash to spend and offer, say £5m for a player, the other club aren't as likely to think, "Hm, we could probably squeeze another couple of million out of this sale, Spurs are good for it."

Besides, I'm sure you know by now to take everything Redknapp says in the press with a very large pinch of salt.

Yeah the "'Arry is lying" option does seem the obvious choice but why would he say he's bringing nobody in if a deal has already been reached?

He's just marking himself out as a liar.

Candleface in talking to the media shocker:

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp agrees with chairman Daniel Levy that the club do not need to buy anyone in January.

Spurs currently occupy fourth spot in the Premier League and are looking to stake their claim for a place in next year's UEFA Champions League.

The White Hart Lane outfit splashed £45million during last season's January transfer window but Levy has recently warned that there will be no such splurge in 2010.

This is a view shared by Redknapp, who revealed he is more than happy with the players at his disposal.

Asked for his view on the matter, he said: "Well I don't think we need any players - the same view as the chairman.

"We've said that all along. I'm happy with the squad, if I can keep everybody fit we haven't got any problems in terms of wanting to bring anybody into the club really.

"The only way we'd bring anybody in is if we sold somebody and we maybe wanted to use that money to bring another player in.

"But we're not really looking to make any changes, we're happy with the squad.

"We've got four central defenders, we've got four good strikers, we're strong in all positions really.

"We've got a couple of players on loan that we could bring back so we're not really in the market for players."

Striker speculation

Speculation has surrounded Spurs striker Roman Pavlyuchenko after the Russian forward admitted he is keen to move away from the club as soon as possible.

Pavlyuchenko has played just six times for Tottenham so far this term and is reportedly deeply unhappy at White Hart Lane.

However, while Redknapp revealed that the club have met with the player's representatives regarding a move, he said that he would be reluctant to sell him.

"Well I think Pav, I think his people have come over from Russia to meet with the chairman and discuss the possibility of him moving," he added

"But we're not keen to sell him. He's here and we need all our good players around us.

"We've got a tough second half of the season, into the New Year, five games coming up before the 1st January as well.

"So we need everyone available and he's a quality player. We've got him, we've got Crouchy (Peter), we've got Robbie (Keane) and we've got Jermain Defoe - we're very fortunate to have four good strikers."

Link Here

Either the good old COYS ITKers are talking shit as per usual or he's being brought in behind the melted back or 'Arry is lying.

I'm trying to find the game on the American TV listings, no luck so far.

ESPN2 is carrying a different game tommorrow morning.

It'll kick off at 12:30 in Cleveland time.

who are the Guidos?

I would hazard a guess at NJ nets.

Edit - Beaten to it.

Not really. Dempsey is playing for club that finished 7th last season, are playing European football this season, going well this season in both the league and Europe and he's a vital player to Fulham.

Donovon is one year older than Dempsey but hasn't achieved anything at club-level whereas Dempsey has but yet he's one year younger than Donovon. If Donovon was better than Dempsey, than why does he play for a Mickey Mouse club in a Mickey Mouse league?

Hey, I wish Donovon all the best and it'll be interesting to see if he can 'cut' it in the PL, but right now when you compare both players I think Dempsey is better.

:?...

What is this a reply to?

has anyone found a more boring game than basketball, jeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Baseball, Cricket, Croquet, bowls, all facebook games, WOW, hockey, volleyball (excluding beach), polo, water polo, lacrosse, runescape, command and conquer, rugby union, dodgeball and subbuteo.

Well?

On the same topic but a more factual note, the number of people who have ever lived is about 107.5 billion. The 6.8 billion who are alive today make up about 6.3% of that number, not 50% as the other point was claiming.

I'm well up for this one now. After going for the last 3 years I can now confirm that THIS is our year, not all of the other years as previously stated.

What I don't get is that he's 21, he clearly has talent, Tony Hibbert is awful and yet that was only his 3rd appearance. Has he been injured or what?