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Was he holding a can of Amber Jack. If so that should confirm it.

I had an interview yeaterday for a job I already do but will be for less money :?

I currently work as a contractor but want to move across to become a permanent member of staff.

It's the other perks that go with being permanant that make it worth while.

How did you break it ?

I should imagine it's a funny story.

Well it was humerus

So Cardinal Hume is soon to be beatified by the pope. Does that mean that when the pope dies and goes to heaven that Hume will be his beatch.

Moody Blues album - Question of ballance.

I can't sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

I've got a 2 week old boy, to make things worse he's suffering with trapped wind so is struggling to eat much as he's bloated, which means he keeps waking up because he's hungry, but then can't eat much because he's bloated, so keeps waking up hungry.......

I look like absolute shit at the moment, doing 9-10 hour days at work (plus a 45 minutes / 1 hour drive to work and back) on about 4 hours sleep per night.

Ouch!!! Sounds horrible!!

No tis the joy of parenthood.

Is bird shit a berry then.

Last report I could find was 5th August which says they're still in talks and flights will continue as normal.

From the floorboards up - Weller.

Do you realise - The Flaming Lips.

Bob Marley - Redemption song.

I,m going to listen to some more Leonard Cohen to cheer myself up.

So long Marianne, followed by Suzannne and Hallelujha by Leonard Cohen.

Extortion racket.

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH! I don't charge near as much as spas do and I give discounts all the time so people with cancer or severe injuries or just hurting for money can afford it. It's why I don't make as much money as I am suppose to. But when someone WITH plenty of money comes along and I fix them it's it cheers me up. *side note* I'm thinking of punching you in the throat. Just sayin'. xxxxxxxxx Next time I'm in Brum I suppose I am just going to have to give everyone from VT at least a 15 min. chair massage.

OK I now see your intensions are honourable. Let us know when you are coming over as I do have a sore neck at the moment and that's before you punch me in the throat.

I don't pray to any god or take drugs but i do like Pringles and pizza.

Extortion racket.

*laughs* I said "fixing and injury" not make someone sleep with the fishes.

Now that just sounds perverted.

I got another one!!! Actually fixing an injury on someone AND getting paid VEEEEEEERY well for it!!!

Me, that makes you sound like a hit man.

Double rainbows just make me cry with happiness, they are just amazing, what do they mean?

You need an eye test.

On arriving in Turkey a couple of weeks ago I was informed that my accomodation had been changed. Turned out to be a lovely hotel and resort and they gave me £80 for the inconvenience.

At what point does failing to pee actually do damage? I'm absolutely bursting for a piss but I've to provide a sample for a drug test in a little over an hour from now so I'm desperately holding it in. Don't want to lose a kidney over a stupid drug test.

Have a glass of water to take your mind off it.

What would a woman EVER see in Sven.. I mean come on??!!!

I thought Swedish men are loved by women

Well, we are strappingly handsome the lot of us, but if you feed us enough alcohol, we will rape, pillage and sack every country within sailing distance which tends to put women off.

Yeah women hate men when they've had a drink.

I think we're all putting too much weight behind the significance of odds after what happened with Oneill on monday.

That said, I tempted fate a bit too much last time by insisting that I'd bed a donkey if Oneill had infact left, therefore...

Martin Jol will NOT be coming, i can guarantee you this, I would stake my house on it.

I'll bloody well bed a gorilla if this is true ;-)

That's enough of your monkey business.

Hope you enjoyed your last full night's sleep, lads.

...for 18 years, surely?

Ever.

By the time you get to the stage where you COULD sleep through, you've forgotten how to do it.

Also, when they get to be teenagers you lie awake worrying about them.

This

Congrats Tamuff.