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Just booked tickets to see Blood Brothers at the Hippodrome in October. Booked for me and the wife, mom, brothers their wives and my sisters. Most of my shopping done in a couple of minutes.

I watched Four Lions last night and thought it was hilarious.

Nothing fair about the Russian police. Unless you consider extortion to be fair.

oh and I only made it through half the first one.

Rev, let me know when he's coming to the UK and I'll gladely do it for you.

If they're old enough to be gobby they're old enough for a kickin. Think of it as giving them guidance.

I went to the 96 final against Leeds with Nigel Spink

Everything is a conspiracy though isn't it, nothing ever actually happens. Alien cover up, no one on the moon, JFK assassination. Tupac ain't dead, Princess Dianna was murdered... 9/11 inside job.

Thank God for that. Where are we really in the league.

Think he played in goals for Coventry for a short time.

Christmas eve. I love the whole thing plus I start a new job in January so I intend to celebrate royally. Happy Christmas to all VTers. Let the festivities begin.

Sorry to hear your bad news. Hope things turn out ok and you manage to salvage something from Christmas.

Christmas. No feeling for it this year.

Bah humbug

He's very polite.

Arse

I've dunked croissants into coffee like a lot of people so although I haven't done it with toast there can't be much difference.

I like to leave my toast to go cold before buttering it so I can then see my teeth marks in the butter. I also spread the marmite thick enough that I can see teeth marks. That should open up the marmite debate.

The Fattys in my office barely warm their bread before plying it with massive amounts of butter.

The result?

A soggy bread and butter soup.

Disgusting practice.

That blows the theory that "practice makes perfect" out of the window then.

These are deworst puns I've seen!

And I know bad puns. I sent 10 in for a joke competition, I hoped they"d win, but no pun in ten did.:

Stick to the day job.

But then how does one explain defrost?

It's when it's cold in demorning

When the bread is toast crunchy on the surface rather than soft.

Does that mean that stale bread is toast.

While we're on the subject of crackling, does anyone buy the scratchings they sell outside the Holte. There is so much fat on each piece it's virtually inedible.

Make sure it's completely dry then rub plenty of salt into the scores. Start on a high heat then reduce after about 30 mins. Crackin cracklin.

Anyone know how bad it is in Gloucester. My daughters got to get home to Brum from there tomorrow.

Sorry mate but the Proclaimers thing has stuck for you. As for fat Tony you're close but I object to the fat reference. Sleep with one eye open. :x

I always read Robs posts in a sort of British Les Patterson voice.