UpTheVilla26

I hope Emery lobs a total curve ball at this. 

Go 3-5-2 

Emi,

Diego, Konsa, Pau

Cash, Dougie, McGinn, Moreno

Bailey

Duran, Watkins

Might as well try something different. 

Considering it's a 10 year old game, I'd probably say it falls into this category. 

FIFA 14

I can't stop playing it. Have been on it solid for about 2 months. Cost me £1.50 in CEX. 

I dunno what it is about the game but I love it. I notched the shot power up to 53 and some of the goals I've scored have been so good. 

Just started a Villa career. I put them in the Championship cos the squad isn't the best. Benteke is ripping everyone to shreds though. 

Got the likes of Guzan, Vlaar, El Ahmadi, Weimann, Gabby etc... 

N'Zogbia has done more on this game in 8 matches than he did in his entire real Villa career. 

Shame I'm having to delve into the past for a footy fix but it's brilliant nostalgia. I'm even softening my stance on Delph as he's running my midfield

Not yet fired it up and played it since watching the series. 

Mainly cos if I do, I'll be immersed in it and shit needs doing now the weather is picking up. 

Anyone got the refs contact details, I got something he might be interested in. 

Looks like the narrative has changed from 'we are rattled' to 'we don't know what's coming for us'. 

Honestly, their forum is golden. 

I don't think the dilberts have grasped the fact they are in League 1, with no squad, a moron of a owner who lives in Mickey Mouse land and are the laughing stock of English football. 

Fair play today mate. 

Just a shame the others were so pathetic. 

Useless. 

What does he do? 

He can't beat a player, he can't control a ball, he does nothing. 

I'd swap him for that Adingra in a heartbeat. 

He can't be captain next season. 

A captain doesn't go missing in every big game. 

Emi is the answer. 

Today wasn't about the ref, Brighton or anything else other than that shambles of a display our players and manager served up. 

Pau - class player, but atrocious today. 

McGinn - I wouldn't play him again this season, the goal was his fault for booting a ball out of play under zero pressure. He was dire all game and the sooner Emi is captain the better.

Diaby - He's shit. 

The rest weren't much better, Olsen was my MOTM and I'm one of his biggest critics. 

I honestly don't know where we go from here. We've got no midfield and we look totally bereft of ideas and confidence. 

He shouldn't play another minute this season, I'm fuming. 

Captain my ass, he's gone missing big time. 

All on McGinn that goal

How is that a pen? 

That's all come from McGinn smashing the ball out, under zero pressure. He's been pathetic today. 

Playing with 10 while our captain is still on this pitch. 

Get Kellyman, Tim & Moreno on. 

Get McGinn, Diaby and Digne off. 

Get McGinn off the f##king pitch. 

Absolutely pathetic today. 

We look totally devoid of ideas. 

Quite happy to say that he was excellent that half. 

I'm not quite warming up the custard to go with the humble pie just yet though.

He will probably owe the bookies if that bet comes in. 

1 minute ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

He saved 2 - 3 shots to stop us from losing to Chelsea literally game before roast.

He also saved shots last match 

Get your " Effect " posting in though

Anyway don't even know why I engage.

Dunno why you've brought what you had for dinner that night into things? 

2 minutes ago, birdman said:

What about some realism of how good a number 2 can be? What top keeper can we get in who will be happy to sit on the bench?

One who can actually save a shot would be a nice start. 

Him starting means my bank holiday wine is being opened early. 

Least that defence looks more solid with Diego & Pau back in. 

Just now, sidcow said:

What the hell is that gold thing in front of him? 

The attachment off his hoover made out of gold. 

If Emi is out, hopefully Unai saw enough of Olsen to never want to select him again.

Surely the Aussie lad is worth a go, I mean if he can move quicker than a 88 year old, then it's already an advantage over playing Olsen.