timbaughan

Right people what do you think, can I get anywhere in sports writing without a degree? Finished college in 2010 and have been working since and the thought of going to uni does not exicte me.

The celebrity status (and I use that term loosely) helps when it comes to anything remotely pornographic. I think if there was ever a sex tape involving zooey deschanel it would most probably result in me ripping my dick off!

Here's a question, who's sex tape would you want to see? (Just a bit of fun of course, i cannot provide any more links )

Baselayer

Funnily enough I do have a link to that one.....

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Here's a question, who's sex tape would you want to see? (Just a bit of fun of course, i cannot provide any more links )

Oh no my friend, it's all very clear!

I'm feeling very seedy distributing this video to you all!

Right im guessing i would get in trouble just posting it on here so ill PM you both.

Anyone seen the video of that tulisa bird from 'n dubz' thats been knocking about today? Pretty compelling footage i must say :winkold:

There will be blood

We have the ref and officials on our side today!

Collins just gave me a heart attack!

I'd do it for a fiver and a packet of pork scratchings. Which i would then sell to her.

My feeling towards this game is 'meh'. I'll look at purchasing battlefield soon.

I can't even do the usual liking of a girls photo on facebook to let her know she would get it anymore without facebook telling the whole world!

Can. Worms. Open.

I think I would prefer to go to hell. That’s where the interesting people are!

Would this man count?

Loving this game, villa are brilliant to play with online. Despite gabby only being rated 75 he is an absolute beast up front, Petrov and Jenas are brilliant in midfield and Given is so hard to beat. Top stuff!

**** **** **** ****

Last 5 minutes looked abit better so i will hold off on my negatives comments.

The o2 website having a section for 'great deals'. So the rest of the site is full of shit deals?

Have to make a phone call today and i'm **** dreading it. As soon as i dial the number my entire knowledge of the english language (limited as it is) just goes out the window and i turn into a mumbling mess!

Whats her name?

Ha i wish! Just inquiring about a job, but maybe my childlike phone manner will seduce the hopefully female listener

Have to make a phone call today and i'm **** dreading it. As soon as i dial the number my entire knowledge of the english language (limited as it is) just goes out the window and i turn into a mumbling mess!

**** sky messing with the packages meaning i'm now not getting sky sports news. I **** hate them with such a passion that im considering sending their sky box back with a great big steaming shit inside!