AVFCLaura

You just beat AVFCLaura's 'important word' poster for the cringiest post on VT.

Wha? You've lost me.*

*Thats not difficult.

The absolute **** discrace of a 'debate' about Benefits on Channel 4 right now.

Journos and MP's slinging mud at each other with personal insults and blindingly regurgitating stats as opposed to answering simple questions.

Car crash television.

 

 

Never. Your like my special internet fwends.

 

Still posting on VT minutes before TOS. 

 

 

...and minutes after. Good work, Jones. 

 

Everytime someone says that I hear Daniel Cleaver...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560118/Lauren-Goodger-jumps-round-puddle-outside-coffee-shop-friend.html

 

this is news

WTF

I'm probably going to ruffle a lot of feathers with this one but... Stephen Fry.

#sorrynotsorry

Tinie Tempah just went in for the high five with Prince William during his performance and it was reciprocated. Quality.

Big JC

Tom Hanks > Everyone.

And he's a Villa fan, what's not to love about that man.

It's that time again, the BAFTA's are on BBC1 at 9pm.

Here are the categories and nominees. (I've omitted the boring ones.)

BEST FILM

• 12 Years a Slave, Anthony Katagas, Brad Pitt, Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner, Steve McQueen
• American Hustle, Charles Roven, Richard Suckle, Megan Ellison, Jonathan Gordon
• Captain Phillips, Scott Rudin, Dana Brunetti, Michael De Luca
• Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón, David Heyman

OUTSTANDING BRITISH FILM

• Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón, David Heyman, Jonás Cuarón
• Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom, Justin Chadwick, Anant Singh, David M. Thompson, William Nicholson
• Philomena, Stephen Frears, Gabrielle Tana, Steve Coogan, Tracey Seaward, Jeff Pope
• Rush, Ron Howard, Andrew Eaton, Peter Morgan
• Saving Mr Banks, John Lee Hancock, Alison Owen, Ian Collie, Philip Steuer, Kelly Marcel, Sue Smith
• The Selfish Giant, Clio Barnard, Tracy O’Riordan

DOCUMENTARY

• The Act Of Killing, Joshua Oppenheimer
• The Armstrong Lie, Alex Gibney
• Blackfish, Gabriela Cowperthwaite
• Tim’s Vermeer, Teller, Penn Jillette, Farley Ziegler
• We Steal Secrets: The Story Of Wikileaks, Alex Gibney

ANIMATED FILM

• Despicable Me 2, Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
• Frozen, Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee
• Monsters University, Dan Scanlon

DIRECTOR

• 12 Years A Slave, Steve McQueen
• American Hustle, David O. Russell
• Captain Phillips, Paul Greengrass
• Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón
• The Wolf Of Wall, Street Martin Scorsese

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

• American Hustle, Eric Warren Singer, David O. Russell
• Blue Jasmine, Woody Allen
• Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón, Jonás Cuarón
• Inside Llewyn Davis, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
• Nebraska, Bob Nelson

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

• 12 Years A Slave, John Ridley
• Behind The Candelabra, Richard LaGravenese
• Captain Phillips, Billy Ray
• Philomena, Steve Coogan, Jeff Pope
• The Wolf Of Wall Street, Terence Winter

LEADING ACTOR

• Bruce Dern, Nebraska
• Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
• Christian Bale, American Hustle
• Leonardo Dicaprio, The Wolf Of Wall Street
• Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips

LEADING ACTRESS

• Amy Adams, American Hustle
• Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
• Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks
• Judi Dench, Philomena
• Sandra Bullock, Gravity

SUPPORTING ACTOR

• Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
• Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
• Daniel Brühl, Rush
• Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
• Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave

SUPPORTING ACTRESS

• Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
• Julia Roberts, August: Osage County
• Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
• Oprah Winfrey, The Butler
• Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine

CINEMATOGRAPHY

• 12 Years A Slave, Sean Bobbitt
• Captain Phillips, Barry Ackroyd
• Gravity, Emmanuel Lubezki
• Inside Llewyn Davis, Bruno Delbonnel
• Nebraska, Phedon Papamichael

SPECIAL VISUAL EFFECTS

• Gravity, Tim Webber, Chris Lawrence, David Shirk, Neil Corbould, Nikki Penny
• The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug, Joe Letteri, Eric Saindon, David Clayton, Eric Reynolds
• Iron Man 3, Bryan Grill, Christopher Townsend, Guy Williams, Dan Sudick
• Pacific Rim, Hal Hickel, John Knoll, Lindy De Quattro, Nigel Sumner
• Star Trek Into Darkness, Ben Grossmann, Burt Dalton, Patrick Tubach, Roger Guyett

PS. Brad & Angelina on the Red Carpet looking amazing.

I can't tell the difference between this and the General Chat thread

Just sliced into the top of my thumb with a bread knife.

Not only is it going to start REALLY hurting in an hour when the adrenaline wears off, but just doing normal things without the use of your thumb is really annoying.

 

 

Do people buy gifts for their parents' wedding anniversary?

It's my parents' 30th on Sunday, they're going away for a couple of days.

I don't think I've ever bought them anything for their anniversary, but feel like I should for this milestone.

Yeah definitely. That's a proper achievement.

The 30th Wedding Anniversary is Pearl - which is a tricky one. Mother of pearl photoframe with a picture of them in?

I went for exactly this.

They loved it.

Cheers Lozza.

Can I call you Lozza?

...

I'm calling you Lozza.

 

Woohoo, super news. Glad they loved it.

You can have special dispensaton to call me Loz / Lozza if you like, yes.

Hair drying. A waste of 15 minutes of my life every single damn day.

... Would also work in the things that piss you off thread.

Vt posting on set! :-D

#Legend

Jenny did say on here when she got asked the other day.

I've got it on record just in case I oversleep.

Celery.

... is not food, it's exercise.

Went to my local spar. Pickled onion monster munch £1.12! Pickled onion space raiders 20p. 5 packets of space raiders please*

*could also post this in the boring thread.

The Beef Space Raiders are amazing.*

*also perfect boring thread fodder.

Vedett, Extra Blond. Amazing.

Classy!

You look lovely. :-)

Well I hope you all had a super Valentines Day. Only 364 days until the next one, woohoo!

Is it me or has OT gone a little more crazy than normal over the last few weeks?

I blame it on the return of Laura

Hahaha

 

And here it is all ready to go for tomorrow :-)

 

 

Not quite the frame I wanted, but it'll do for now.

It'll never last

 

Neither do you, so I've heard.

11 year old daughter set her alarm 30 minutes early and made breakfast for me and the missus.

 

Makes it very hard to not give a crap about Valentines

This is brilliant.

 

And here it is all ready to go for tomorrow :-)

 

 

Not quite the frame I wanted, but it'll do for now.

What I want to know is what were the two words you redacted?!

 

Just bits of my new address.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lovejoy is alright at interviewing when it's a topic he's interested in, but when it's not he goes to absolute shit and is like a 5 year old with ADHD.

Sunday, Channel 4 - Sunday Brunch. I'm all up on it you mother hubbards.

 

Ratings.

Awesome!