AVFCLaura

Shit song.

Dreams are pathetic.

Yep.

Moaners.

Does anyone care?

Total and utter shite.

Boring.

Documentaries have too many facts and not enough pictures.

Do people still pay attention to all these spin doctor bastards?

Cooking is for people with way too much time on their hands.

TV is bollocks.

Running is about as much fun as pouring acetone into a very deep papercut.

I don't go to the gym. Self congratulatory wank.

Formula One? Nah, lame.

Do people really still listen to songs? Wank.

See my earlier post.

Cheers.

Facebook have bought WhatsApp for $16bn. Wowzers.

Bastimental was brilliant.

Here's a good idea. If you're not interested in a thread, don't write in it.

Oh and here's another blinder, make some threads about things you ARE interested in so this forum can be full of things other than negative drones.

Otherwise, well, it's just not fun is it?

Cheers.

It's like trying to get Victor Meldrew to give a jolly dance with you lot.

Miserable bastards.

I wondered if I would have any relevant dreams about work after retiring.

 

Last night I dreamed I was on a works outing (I think this was actually inspired by my recent coach holiday in Turkey, but still). Everybody was told they had to be back on the bus after a coffee break, but I suddenly realised I didn't have to go back to work anyway, so I just waved to them and went down the pub with a big grin.

 

No mixed feelings there, for sure.

I'm a little late to the party, but congratulations on your retirement.

I don't normally remember by dreams, but very occasionally I do dream about The Rock and it makes me a very happy Laura.

Happy Wednesday!

It's the Live Brit Awards tonight, it starts at 8pm on ITV1 and it's hosted (somehow) again by James Corden.

So for you lovely* people, here is the rundown of the awards and nominees:

Best British Male Solo Artist:

• David Bowie
• Jake Bugg
• John Newman
• Tom Odell

Best British Female Solo Artist:

• Birdy
• Ellie Goulding
• Jessie J
• Laura Marling
• Laura Mvula

Best British Group:

• Arctic Monkeys
• Bastille
• Disclosure
• One Direction
• Rudimental

Best British Breakthrough Act:

• Bastille
• Disclosure
• Laura Mvula
• London Grammar
• Tom Odell

Best British Single:

• Bastille - Pompeii
• Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding - Need Your Love
• Disclosure ft. Aluna George - White Noise
• Ellie Goulding - Burn
• John Newman - Love Me Again
• Naughty Boy - La La La
• Olly Murs - Dear Darlin'
• One Direction - One Way or Another
• Passenger - Let Her Go
• Rudimental - Waiting All Night

Mastercard British Album of the Year:

• Arctic Monkeys
• Bastille
• David Bowie
• Disclosure
• Rudimental

Best International Male:

• Bruno Mars
• Drake
• Eminem
• John Grant
• Justin Timberlake

Best International Female:

• Janelle Monae
• Katy Perry
• Lady Gaga
• Lorde
• Pink

Best International Group:

• Arcade Fire
• Daft Punk
• Haim
• Kings of Leon
• Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

And Performing tonight are:

• Artic Monkeys
• Bastille
• Bruno Mars
• Disclosure
• Ellie Goulding
• Katy Perry
• Lorde
• Pharrell Williams
• Rudimental

*midly annoying

Me thinks the painters and decorators have arrived.

Hahaahaha, spat my tea out.

They left last week but I've been storing things that piss me off up.

People typing sight instead of site.

Baby bores on Facebook.

A certain store that asks me at the till if I want to donate a pound to charity.

Kate Thornton.

When people throw their toys out of the pram.

Anything to do with Elvis Presley.

Too many bits in my orange juice.

Not enough bits in my orange juice.