TheStagMan

So basically it is one of his kids that he has had with one of his many classy and respectable girlfriends.... and the maintenance he pays them is enough to spring for a caravan holiday in Weymouth. The guy just oozes class at every opportunity.

Get this sack of shit out of the club.

I think that they will survive. They have the momentum at the moment and I think they will kick on in the last two games. I think it will be Sunderland and Norwich. In a way that is good as we will definitely be the big club down there next season so we *should* get the pick of the players. 

on the negative side, it does mean that we will be the big club down there so the focus will be on us, and we will be everyone's cup final. If Newcastle had gone down as well, like it or not, the focus would have been them, not us, which would have allowed us to go under the radar a little.

6 minutes ago, Demitri_C said:

Way to early for a thread like this,we need to finish this season and wait for fixtures/takeover/manager before we even contemplate a thread of this nature!

Indeed... We may still need another relegation thread :-(

Hopefully we need this one though :-)

3 hours ago, av1 said:

There has never been a Villa team full of so many unlikeable characters. There is not a single player I'd be particularly upset to see leave. 

FACT!!!

12 hours ago, sidcow said:

Apparently Mo Farah drinks 8 pints of theakstons old peculiar before each race to aid his stamina and keep hydrated. Also has a whisky chaser immediately after the race to aid recovery. FACT 

You forgot to mention that he stops off in the pub for a swift half, midway through the race. FACT

13 hours ago, romavillan said:

how good?

He will provide some romantic nourishment.

*edit* Damn. Beaten to it!

daft idea......how about we play Armavi at left back???

But but but we had champions league superstar Bacuna on the pitch today......

Bunch of rocket polishers the lot of them.......

Funnily enough, when I type Bacuna, my auto-correct tries to change it to a word describing a lady's special area...... even my phone has an opinion on him!!!!!

Well maybe they should start because Team GB have been crap for years 

 

You missed the last Olympics then? :-D

I am considering a contract and N'zogbia. It does involve me giving over a lot of money, but does not involve him getting any of it.....

But now as a club we need to concentrate on staying alive.

I think these gladiator-style nicknames will do wonders for morale.

Off topic for a moment...... mmmmmm Jet and Lightning (from those days, not now!)

5 hours ago, rodders0223 said:

Plodder, one footed, oaf, hoof merchant, sloppy,.......

..........are just some of the players we will be signing during the summer

in his last press conference, Black said "We go again....."    aaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhh

3 hours ago, darrenm said:

http://www.active.com/running/articles/can-beer-improve-your-run-time

 

 

Impartial research bought to you by the Duff Corporation......

Given your vehement defence of beer, I can only conclude that you have hacked this account, Gabby!

Seriously though, the easy way to settle this is to ask the TeamGB coaches and management "how many pints, on average, do the athletes (actual athletes) drink per day/week whilst training for the Olympics?"

I would bet the response would be a puzzled look, followed by "none" and when you then ask why not, because it is full of nutrients and good for you, the next response would be for security to be called.

No this gobshite piece of piss should never be allowed into Villa park or Bodymore Heath again. If Black picks him then I have lost all faith in this club. Pathetic apology, the club has obviously made him do it and as for the resignation....bullshit - jump or be pushed mate.

Get out of Villa, and dont come back to Birmingham ever again

I hope this clown leaves soon, he has just continued the same old crap. 

10 hours ago, The Fun Factory said:

Yeah that really worked with wacky Tim and his zany sidekick uncle Ray.

 

I was going to say something similar. I was usually embarrassed to watch Tim's interviews, he was such a smug self absorbed git - I cannot see Pearson being any worse, even if he were to combine his previous outbursts, leap out of his seat and strangle an innocent, passing ostrich. 

10 hours ago, Spawnsworth said:

Gabor Kiraly anyone?

Good god, I had forgotten about "Pyjama man"

Still think Guzan is worse though. Has to go!

both parties are talking coherently

Doubtful if Randy is involved in the conversation.

The delay is most likely the new buyers googling what Randy's words mean.

Fecking hell..... someone is stupid enough to want him. If they offer a fiver or more for him we should bite their hands off. This is actually the best news I have heard all weekend. Get rid! Get his poisonous attitude out of the club and get his ridiculous wages off the books.

Please please take him. We will throw in Micah Richards for free!

^ fairly tragic really.... shame they don't put that much effort into supporting their own joke of a club.

3 hours ago, Harry said:

Get real this is Villa we are talking about.

Behave. I said it would be just like us to win now that we don't need to. Not that we *would win* because we wont, because Black will play the same bunch of losers.

Ha! You don't know them very well if you think they will win

I don't expect them to win, or even believe that they would win.... but it is the type of ridiculous thing that we would normally end up doing.

Note the use of the word "they", not "we" I do not consist this bunch of underachieving non-entities part of our club. One day we will get our club back.

Totally agree with this. Incredible week.

Seems a shame to end it with a football match to be honest. 

Knowing Villa, we will probably bloody win tomorrow!