It's probably on here already - I don't have time to read all 87 pages !
But how about this one for Sunday, just to let them know how much we love them?
(to the tune of you are my sunshine)
You are a scouser
A smelly scouser
You're only happy on giro day
Your mum's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away
I first heard this sung by Dundee fans to Rangers (of course they are weegies, not scousers)