krisagg75

20 minutes ago, snowychap said:

this is piss your pants funny

groves-spence,what a fight.

2 hours ago, Xela said:

Hookers and sweets 

hookers and beer would've got you a like

2 hours ago, av1 said:

Last night i bumped into someone I'd not seen for about 20yrs, and the very first thing out of her mouth was 'bloody hell you've put some weight on'

Yeah cheers for that love, I'd missed the small objects orbiting around my waistline. I wonder why we never stayed in touch. 

tell her she's put weight on since you last saw her.my mate does that all the time,shuts em up

Versailles.

there's a bird in it that my mates son knows(he told me her name but as I was pissed can't remember).I do know that in the latest series she was preggie in the early episodes and that you saw her naked and she had a hairy minge,gonna watch on playback as she's apparently she's shaggable.

one of the betting sites(can't remember which),gave it's 1-2-3.they had it-Portugal,bulgaria,italy.

if the aussies win do they host it.

as long as the French girl aint got hairy armpits i'd do her

belguim boobs.

Just now, Xela said:

Haven't been on a Cilla forum in ages. I imagine it's pretty quiet now?

made me lol

i'd lick the inside of her thighs

looking at her the monty python song-sit on my face-comes to mind

rag and bone man rip off

1 minute ago, villa4europe said:

6/4 favourite! shit song, had next to no lyrics and he sang out of key

thought Italy was odds on favourite

our birds got no bewbies.

wow,what a pair

that's better. Proper norks

8 hours ago, mjmooney said:

Has anybody ever used their car's glove compartment to store gloves? 

me.

in the early 70's my dad used to keep his,mine and my brothers gloves in his Vauxhall victors glove compartment on the way to the game.he didn't want us to mark the light blue seats.

Malcolm young

doug ellis

kirk douglas

bruce forsyth

tony butler (brmb radio legend)

behind gary andersons bird at the darts is a table of villa fans.

bloody hell.one of my teenage crushes.

terry bullivant,tommy craig.god they were awful.as for a keeper i'd put les sealey forward.

john glenn,the first us astronaut to circle the earth.95 a bloody good innings.

Daniel Crowley.

putting this here as he's on loan at oxford and just watched them on the tv.i've been working with a cov fan this week.one of his friends is an oxford fan with an exec box there.apparently his attitude In training/generally is pish.he's lazy as ****,so Appleton won't even put him on the bench when enough players are fit.what a waste.hopefully he gets his act together as when he plays for oxford(mainly due to injuries/suspensions),he's the mom by far.

1 hour ago, KHV said:

Orchard Pig Maverick Chilli and Ginger Cider

Yum yum 

aspalls of Suffolk cider.boooooom.

1 hour ago, peterms said:

In a story about homelessness in Birmingham, here, the following sentence may be worth highlighting:

As a society, we are allowing a situation to exist where our government has cut back funding for affordable housing and support to the point where we recognise we don't provide for people, and the duty of care has been reduced to looking for the corpses that are the predictable consequence of this policy.  Meanwhile the richest see their wealth inflate to previously unknown levels.

There is no political, economic, or moral justification for allowing this to happen.  It is entirely avoidable, and it is a matter of political choice.

Let's make a different choice.

this week I've been working at night as it's easier for the client.i'm banned from driving(speeding),so I've been using public transport which means I've been in the city centre all week at night/early morning.seeing all the people sleeping rough in doorways shocked me as I never realised there were so many.disgraceful that a country with our resources has this many homeless.