JohnStortford

**** off cleverley, you absolute bag of shit.

To put it bluntly he's awful. I know he got alot of stick at United but I thought it was just the result of social media and LADbible bullying and people just hopping on the bandwagon but he actually brings nothing. If we sign him I'll be very dissapointed basically.

Let's not forget he scored 5 goals last year.. about the same as Gabby if I recall?

Fast becoming my favourite player.. love everything about him! Funny guy on twitter as well. Feel proud as **** when I see him playing for us.

You can bet he still wants to leave. I bet when he goes to play with Belgium Hazard and Lukaku smack him with waffles and ask him when hes moving to a bigger club.

Get Grealish on for Cleverley please.. his set piece delivery is disastrous.. what does he actually offer?

These guys were much better than us last year and we took 4 points off them

 

Guzman

Loughton Vlarr Barker Sisookoo

Santez

Cleverson Wetwoods Kohl

Insomnia

Wiseman

Who is Kohl?

 

Josef Kohl, that austrian pensioner we signed on a free

He did what Pepe got sent off for against Germany, if the fourth official saw Benteke's slap he saw Mason's headbutt

I wouldn't shed a tear if he left but who replaces him?

Pulis? Give it 6 months and we'd have another incredibly dull team that we all hate watching. The truth is that our squad is poor, even a top manager would struggle with our team.

Pretty sure the palace fans weren't complaining about the playstyle last season

I think a shitload of confetti and banners and everyone going **** mental with it when we finally score would be funnier

Every time he plays I end up hoping it'll be his list game in a villa shirt.. maybe one day..

Just realised Lukaku did the Benteke celebration when he scored.. think he was mugging him off?

I have a fantasy football dilemma. He's going in my team but I need 2 transfers to get him. Do I do it all before this weekend or wait till next week and do it without costing any points.

I'm thinking next week as he was slow to get back last season but mostly for Sod's law that I'll not put him in and he'll get a hatrick.

In that case definitely wait til next week

Were they playing in someones back garden?

The only good thing about this game is when Mourinho tried to shake lambert's hand before full time he told him to go do one

Can definitely see a red card coming out today. Unfortunately being Stanford Bridge I think we all know which team will get it. Having said that a horror tackle on Ramirez would be worth it.

He got himself suspended because he knew what was coming

The 24-year-old has been working closely with trainer Jamie Donald, who made sure the Villa Park favourite was in peak condition for the new season.

'I have been working really hard with a trainer called Jamie Reynolds and I seem to have benefited," said Delph in an interview with the Birmingham Mail.

Personally, what really peeved me about losing today was that I had a really whitty song about an Arsenal player that I would have posted had we won.

 

It was to the tune of the Manic Street Preachers' classic "Motorcycle Emptiness"

 

"Under neon loneliness, Mertersacker emptiness"

 

But hey ho, I'll keep it under wraps until we play em again.

He's always had skinny legs I thought?

Signed a new contract until 2018

I'd love to have a drink with any of these fellas

Surely this is down to Tom Fox? Let's hope Hutton wasn't just playing well for a new deal.. would be a massive fuckup if this is the way he's decided to exact his revenge

Jack Grealish ‏@JackGrealish1 16m

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