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What is 'The new manager bounce'?

The worst thing is it doesnt even hurt anymore. Its anticipated, expected and dealt with. My son is going to severely dislike me for bringing him up as a Villa fan.

Ditto.

I didn't see anything today to make me think we could beat any other team in this division, home or away, so:

1. We will be relegated, but...

2. ...it's not Sherwood's fault. Lambert should have been sacked 2 months ago to give Sherwood a chance in the transfer window, and..

3. ... we could come back stronger. Southampton, Newcastle, West Ham and others have all done so recently.

Sherwood did more in 15 minutes than Lambert did in 2 and a half years.

My missus is getting one tonight!

Or maybe not!

My missus is getting one tonight!

Think we are going down! Crazy appointment of someone who thinks he's a legend in his own lunchtime.

Reckon we will beat Stoke, flatter to deceive for a couple of games and then fall out of the league.

At least our post match interviews will be interesting

There is now hope, albeit small, whereas before there was none.

All over.

"LAMBERT OUT!" banner at the KC.

Into the bottom 3 we go.

John Terry on the other hand, I'll be happy to never see put on a pair of boots again in his life, this vile excuse for humanity is a disgrace to his profession and I'd imagine even a pair of criminals like his parents can't help but feel a little bit ashamed when they watch him play. I think it's fair to warn them in advance that I intend to retaliate to his winding up of the Holte End after the final whistle by attending his funeral dressed as a clown and honking my comedy horn throughout the service for my own amusement. I don't like him and I don't know anyone that does.

Extremely bad taste. Love it. Couldn't agree more.

Fletcher is with the Man U team at their pre cup replay hotel

Letdown

 

Carrying on... This seems appropriate right nowhttp://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg

Who's the lead singer? Anyone know?

Who is the bloke at Derby currently banging them in? He would be a good signing.

Chris Martin. Donkey.

Tim Cahill is rubbish and as been for a while now and wouldn't be a good fit for our team.

I thought that when he scored that goal in the World Cup.

£15m for Westwood? Don't be silly. He is worth £7m max.

 

As for Ricky Lambert it has to be some sort of joke, why does Paul Lambert just go after big strikers? We are trying to play the ball on the deck at the moment, just more proof he has no idea what he is trying to do with this team.

 

Cahill would become our best midfielder, get Robbie Keane back too.

I didn't realise big strikers can't be good on the deck as well.

I would be against buying Lambert because he's probably cuptied for the FA Cup and therefore could not score the day before his 33rd birthday. Players always score when it's their birthday or around their birthday. Or else commentators just mention their birthdays a lot when the players are celebrating a goal in the absence of anything else useful to say. But no I'm pretty sure it's because players always score on their birthdays. So no thanks

Really??!!

If we tell Randy we've given Lambert a 3 year deal for £5million, he might explode.

Hope so.

My seats are on Viagogo already.

Tom Fox the ‪#‎AVFC‬ CEO reads all emails he says. Email him if you want tom.fox@avfc.co.uk and ask him what he knows that we don't

Done.

Isn't Sanchez out?

Alexis, that is?

Did not expect this news whatsoever. Always got the impression he'd be off at the first opportunity. Now if he can just find those scoring boots...

On average, he scores once in every 32 games. I.e. just over 1 a season.

Got in about five minutes ago. Has it all been this bad?

Yes