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Bicks, not sure I have a static IP and it works for me. Rev, when you next on?

Durotar I think, like me. Make sure you only use the deathwing server (even if it means queueing) and make yourself a Horde character, like an orc or something. Then wander round and get to know the place.

Add:

Siongest (Designer)

Evildan (me)

Nayson (Rev)

and Rissok (Risso)

and post your own character name here not your login name, though they may be the same.

Enjoy.

Wehay join the club Bicks. And, erm, no. Just brave out HMV or something.

Theres just so much to do. I could spend hours doing nothing. Trading, wandering, flying, picking flowers (its my job OK????). I'm coming back on.

Yeah look at my dance!

Si I'll be on around midnight probably a bit drunk if you're around...

D1 is a true legend on the game. Helped me out no end. I look forward to playing again tonight.

twenty six.

You could have just used 2 characters instead of 10

Enjoying it at the mo. Even though I'm still a noob and my skills are limited. What actually is the highest "level" you can get to with regards your own skills? I want to be able to grab a taxi on one of those creatures instead of having to walk places, that looks cool.

I'm regretting being an orc. Warlocks look better

I'd like that tour. I've been on today and was overwhelmed. Didn't have a **** clue. D1 - if you have msn or something pm it me.

Rev - you told me to play a little game called GTA VC that I got free with my PS2. That paid off big time. I'm gonna go with you on this one and by this game. The trailer looks awesome. What game/games would you loosely compare it to though and will I struggle to "get into it"?

Nice one, we've made a small squad even smaller. We need 3 more players in the next month.

Just what we did.

If the Milner/Solano thing goes through it'll be 8 in 6 out - and 3 of the 6 aren't even worth mentioning as they contributed nothing to Villa last season.

All over. 129 to get.

Lets get them out for 350-400 - then we can comfortably chase 100-150.

Yes go on form and drop Angel for now. Eventually DOL will want to play the 2 lookalikes together but that can wait until Kev picks up a niggle.

Yes, gimmie proven premiereship pedigree

But he isn't proven. He's just become a good penalty taker.

Nice one, we've made a small squad even smaller. We need 3 more players in the next month.

We won't sign him because apparently the transfer window is already closed and the players we have signed will be our only acquisitions. Right pessimists?

but for a while vassell had the best strike rate out of all the England Strikers

I think we can all dismiss his 6 England goals at the beginning of his international career as a flash in the pan, since then Defoe and Shrek have emerged and alongside the penalty miss I doubt he'll play again. He's been found out I think.

It depends how much we can get for him. Vass is one of a kind, and by that I mean he is a striker who can't score. They're useless in my book, I don't care how much "opening up defences" he does.

^^^exactly

Whichever ones you get make sure they actually protect your eyes, I think you have to pay more for the lenses that block out all the UV rays and shit. I'm not sure poundland glasses do that?

Definitely depends on the summer - if I'm excited by our signings I'll renew, if not and we're looking to another season like this one, I'll pick and choose my games.

Oldie:

A priest currently in the confession box has to go for a piss. So he asks the cleaner to fill in for him. "Whatever they say, just tell them to say 10 hail Marys, I'll be back in a minute". So the cleaner sits in the box, when an attractive woman comes along and confesses to having had anal sex. The cleaner thinks 10 hail marys are a bit of a let off for this woman, and that she deserves something more severe. So he leans out of the confessions box and asks the choir boy - "what does the Priest normally give for anal sex?" To which the kid replies, "normally just a packet of sweets".

Southampton - I want to go down because I like to see at least one promoted club stay up, also I'm still bitter about the way they went after us re. Beattie.

Palace - penalties have kept them up, Ian Dowie is ugly, AJ is bald, and an ex blues, and always scores against us, and they took 4 points off us. Down please.

WBA - that late late late equaliser pissed me off. Some people say "the more derbies the better", not me, because we're shit at them. Down

That leaves Norwich - I went to the away game and they're a pleasant little club (in a patronising way), and I enjoyed the journey out into the middle of nowhere, plus Worthington seems like a nice bloke, plus it really would be the great escape (screw Albion). Maybe they can prove that nice guys don't always finish last?

So, Norwich.