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gregavfc

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  1. gives me the shivers just thinkin about it.... id give anyting to have been there
  2. i went for hitz against the shit, just for the sheer joy of celebrating... eh matt?!
  3. I really. REALLY hope so!
  4. Snarf... what a loser. Villa will have won a european competition with the next 8 years
  5. A man stands under a tyre... he says "I'm feeling under pressure today"
  6. A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" "No," replied the trainee. "It's the CEO of the company, you fool!" The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!" "No." replied the CEO indignantly. "Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone
  7. lol I’ve got more where that came from. 2 sausages in a pan. One says to the other “It’s bloody hot in here!” The other replies “**** me a talking sausage!”
  8. Man goes to the doctor with a broken foot. The doctor says “Do you know you have over 200 bones in your body?” The man replies “Keep it down there’s 3 dogs outside”
  9. Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?? Cos he’s a fungi (fun-guy get it?!?!) Ok, I’m on my way
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