Trajan

Yes, you've got feel sorry for these perptual Victor Meldrew types. What a way to go through life.

Apparently the takeover is being backed by the Kumars who have vowed to finish the job they started.

I wish Davies, for one, would bloody hoof it a bit more. We'd surely concede fewer goals if he did.

Where’s the “abducted by aliens and returns to Earth with the news that actor Peter Falk is the true kings of kings” option?

i dont see the point in being angry as Rapid beat LPool pre season so they will do us easy !

Yeah, that's exactly how it works so we shouldn't even bother playing Wolves this season.

I think I'm right in saying that Wigan have never beaten Villa at the JJB Stadium in the Premier League.

no,not for me sorry, frail frame ,no football brain,passing poor,poor position play,marking is poor, tell me a game in which he "seen off" any player? ffs forget rangers! im not intrested in scotish football,im intrested in his performances in my club.

I'm sorry to say it but this is spot on.

After about 10 minutes some fans lost their patience and started getting on the players backs.

I can’t believe this would ever happen at Villa Park.

I also can’t believe that people can’t believe that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not butter. I believe it’s simply unbelievable and I can’t believe it.

While there have been 44 presidents of the USA only 43 men have actually held the office.

James Milner co-wrote the Bernard Cribbins classic 'Right Said Fred'.

James Milner resigned as the executive producer of Home & Away when the original Pippa was replaced.

James Milner hates California, saying that it's cold and it's damp.

James Milner is Honorary Life Vice-President of the Official Federation of International Betty Turpin/Willams Fan Clubs.

James Milner invented Stilton cheese.

James Milner played saxaphone on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street.

James Milner's first word was 'carpet'.

Carry On Camping - a real classic that was shamefully denied deserved Oscar glory.

All must agree that the die is cast and a hard judgment made. Otherwise progressive politics will be dragged down at a general election in May 2010 that could lead to a much bigger defeat than Labour suffered in 1979.

That's almost a certainty anyway. Thatcher's majority in 1979 was only about 40 seats.

This information is also available to journalists at The Guardian.

Why does this Judas bloke always get such a rough ride?

In my experience most Villa fans really hate the bloke who played Avon in Blake's 7.

Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind................top stuff

Is Robin Askwith in it?

The Will Hay film 'Goose Steps Out' is rather amusing.

This is a really t*ugh questi**.

But **ly because s*meb*dy has rem*ved the letters between B & M and I & P from my keyb*ard.

How do you spell yes?

Along with 87-year-old Hudson Philophong Kielhaul III, James Milner is one of the two living people who know the secret recipe for Coca Cola.