Trajan

How long is this poll running for?

I hope the 'No' camp aren't pushing it into Fergie Time, particularly as a guy in off topic reckons the world's ending next week or something equally daft.

That doesn't make a number of the points on this thread invalid.

I can only think of 17 valid points.

It's not just some of our fans seeing these things, i had so many texts during the game yesterday off fans of other teams along the lines of 'christ you're sh*t', 'you're awful to watch', 'if young and gabby go to the world cup it's a joke' etc etc. I would argue with them but i think they're right.

Well, at least you didn't have to watch the match.

Eh? I was there, we were crap.

Perhaps all the best play happened while you were reading your texts.

Yeah i must have missed all our chances and all that fast, attacking, exciting play that the media seem to think we play. I must miss that every game.

Oh well, at least it's not getting you down.

It's not just some of our fans seeing these things, i had so many texts during the game yesterday off fans of other teams along the lines of 'christ you're sh*t', 'you're awful to watch', 'if young and gabby go to the world cup it's a joke' etc etc. I would argue with them but i think they're right.

Well, at least you didn't have to watch the match.

Eh? I was there, we were crap.

Perhaps all the best play happened while you were reading your texts.

It's not just some of our fans seeing these things, i had so many texts during the game yesterday off fans of other teams along the lines of 'christ you're sh*t', 'you're awful to watch', 'if young and gabby go to the world cup it's a joke' etc etc. I would argue with them but i think they're right.

Well, at least you didn't have to watch the match.

...sorry but i simply don't buy it all.

Maybe he just doesn't want your custom.

I think I can see where's he's coming from.

I bet man city and spurs haven't spent the same amount as MON though so we should clearly expect more.

Come back when we're ahead of them both in the table.

What, like last season and the one before?

...but when our little bit of luck runs out...

Do we get allocated a certain amount of luck each season? I seem to remember a few people said we had loads last term but it ran out about February time. Perhaps we can borrow some off Fergie, he’s got loads.

My wife’s just gone to the Caribbean…

Heard Bruce on FiveLive; sounded annoyed and bitter still about he left, felt almost sorry for him having to deal with that bunch of clowns

"...we beat Villa four times on the spin..."

Somebody's telling as many pork pies as he's obviously eating.

Still, he's getting closer to the truth. The last time I heard him mention us he claimed Small Heath had beaten us five times while he was manager.

People were talking about us as top three contenders on Radio Five this morning but the likes of Crouch, Woodgate and Lennon are simply not good enough.

Harry’s got to go!

Hi General...

As you quoted him, may I ask if you ever had the pleasure of meeting Douglas MacArthur or indeed the ‘best clerk’ he ever had?

Its bad enough Small Heath fans calling him 'Chucho' without Villa fans joining in, his name is Christian Benitiez not **** Chucho.

Surely it's actually that crap Small Heath bloke. I realise this could be any of them but that's the way I like it.

Surely a flux capacitor is more important to the process.

No. Absolutely not.

It is logically impossible.

So was tv, the internet, or even electricity a few hundred years ago...

Electricity is a natural phenomenon.

I’ve examined the musings of some of the great thinkers on time travel such as Einstein, Hawking and Cher and I suspect it is impossible in the Dr Who sense.

However, if there happened to be an alien species called Time Lords then all bets are off.

Hi General, it’s good to read that you are well on the road to recovery and will soon be back at Villa Park.

As you’ve quoted him, may I ask if you ever had the pleasure of meeting Douglas MacArthur or indeed the ‘best clerk’ he ever had?

what a joke report....scunthorpe 10th?? my backside

Well there is a word removed in Scunthorpe.

I have some similar photos but I took them at Berlin Zoo.

OK, I'll play - who are James and Richard?

The other two Beatles - James Paul McCartney and Richard 'Would All this Have Happened To Me' Starkey.

In order: George, John, James, Richard.

Personally I’d be happier if Villa weren’t doing business in countries with military dictatorships.

Why would anybody have an STD these days?

With mobile phones and digital networks STD is so 20th century.

General Krulak here:

1. Never met "the real Tony Daley"...I sort of like the one on this thread.

The real one is a pretty sound guy and he helped us win the League Cup in 1994.

Edward Fox and Dame Judi Dench have played the same character but in different films.

General, I trust you are getting much better.

Have you ever met the real Tony Daley?