Electric Avenue

Perhaps he wants to go clubbing.

Malaysian bookies conspiracy. Floodlights will blow next.

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Ok it's only HT. Lets introduce Hutton, Ireland and Bent now. Put the fear of God up them.

Can we give him shirt nr 666 ?

20:16

Paul AVFC: There's a cat on the pitch.

Hmmmmmmm.

Is it just me or is the score display absolutely massive? its takes up half the screen!

Yep score display and time are 10 times bigger than normal.

19:59

Paul AVFC: Herd tries a ball forward. Can't find his man.

Enough said.

Whew. Close shave there.

Gillette, the best a man can geeeeeeeeeeeeet.

He's playing the first 60 mins tonight .

VILLA

Steer, Donacien, Baker, Delph Webb, Sylla, Benteke, Burke, Herd, Gardner, Carruthers.

Page 666. The number of The Beast.

10th and a domestic trophy.

Karl Henry confirmed for qpr . Hilarious stuff.

Has someone bid for him then ?

I've a hunch carruthers will play well and score tonight plus an assist. No idea why, just a feeling.

Thread reminds me of one of those books you sign when you go into a church. I'm even getting the musty smell.

I guess, Bent, Hutton and him training away from the main squad.

I feel a bit sorry for Bent. At least he's contributed something to the club. He deserves a little more respect than those 2 losers.

Due to work, I'm now touch and go for the Crewe game. If anyone needs x1 adult and x1 child please drop me a PM.

Spotted Benteke tonight while driving home from London. He was in his car (unmissable) near the airport / NEC , heading back along the A45 towards the Wheatsheaf .

I was lucky enough to be at Muirfield yesterday, flew home late last night and watched the BBC coverage today which was absolutely superb. Almost felt like I was back there and that was worth, for me, at least £50 of the license money.

My suspicion is, Spurs tapped Bentekes agent, offered the agent a large commission if he could swing the deal. Then once Benteke put in a transfer request, Levy made a derisory offer expecting us to panic and sell . God I hate Spurs and Levy.

I'm going to be cautious here.

Carroll was a one-season wonder.

We don't yet know for sure, that the same isn't true of Benteke.

I do hope not.

Think we'll play a strong team v Crewe and weaker v Newport .