Liono

Just dance with a girl in a crowd, tell them they're beautiful and see where it takes you, i just tell girls what they want to hear which usually has a happy ending.

Let's have your best one liners then, I might even use the best one...

So, do you get many come over to you Mr. Stud?

I doubt I will either.

Well...thanks, Stevo (I think) It's my twin brothers girlfriends work night out, sort of. Some general big meet up. I'm quite looking forward to it. Whether I pull or not is not important. :?

My (now ex) Girlfriend has recently broken up with me after 6 years.

I agree with the hobbies advice. Worst thing to do is go looking for another lady right now, have a break for a bit and get your mind right

That's my thoughts exactly, after 6 years of a relationship, I can tell you now that the last thing I want is another proper Girlfriend. The idea of some 'casual' with a lady is exactly what I'm looking for. Not always easy though, I've been out a few times lately and pulling chicks doesn't seem as easy as it used to be, maybe because they just look younger and younger every time I go to bars and pubs etc... I'm only 28 so I'd like to think they're not looking at me and thinking "what's that old perv looking at?"

I'm going out with my Brother and his missus for some 'do' the weekend, there's meant to be a massive group of people going, so maybe there's a chance for a bit of sucessful hunting, who knows? I'm not the most confident of dudes when it comes to chatting up the ladies, a few beers down my neck and i'll bite the bullet...wish me luck.

What's this Rastamouse people have been talking about?

A soapy tit-wank cheers me up, no chance of that happening soon though.

I'll put the covers on first.

I only watch Two and a half men, Holby and Silent Witness. Not a lot else, oh, nearly forgot, I watch Neighbours.

I could do with parking the Purple Porsche in a Pink Parking space...

Sorry, don't agree. Time is a good healer, but sex is king. Go out there and be the player you know you can be and live out your dreams.

This is my plan. Starting this weekend. Fingers crossed.

I'm getting over it, slowly. Could do with a bit of casual with some sexy female to help me to get over it...

You'll just feel like a dirty whore if ye do that ;-)

I just have lost my touch when it comes to chatting up birds. I'm completley hopeless. I'm going out this Saturday, and have been told there may be a few lovely ladies there. I'll be on the lookout, but, I'll fail because I don't know how to approach them...

I'm getting over it, slowly. Could do with a bit of casual with some sexy female to help me to get over it...

My (now ex) Girlfriend has recently broken up with me after 6 years.

£20,000 - £29,999

I was prepared to back gim. But, I'm starting to lose it a little now. Just the thought of a relegation battle scares the shit out of me. We've not got the players for it. I'm worried, more than I've ever been.

We'd have gone back to 4-5-1 if we'd had kept Barry.

anyway, he may be back this summer.

Better

I couldn't give a **** what Sky, or anyone says if they think it wasn't a Pen, it was given, we scored it, game **** over. **** it.

You don't get points for deserving to win, you only get points for actually winning, which we did, whether or not it was a pen or not matters not now, refs don't change their mind, **** get on with it.

anyway, the behaviour of Carr and co, especially Bowyer, means they are words removed, and deserved to lose.

1-0 Villa, again. Blues, you're not good enough, when was the last time you won a game? let alone against us.

Night night.

I'm not looking forward to this.

None ot these any improvement on Zat.

FT

Good Win

Well done.

Didn't even need to get out of second gear.

Santa Cruz, Bellamy, Ireland, Richards + £5 Million. Thanks

Cuellar was better today, Milner was very good, I thought Gabby was also good, turned his marker a few times.

Downing was poor, as was Warnock.

All in all, bad luck and a poor ref cost us the chance to make the win as empathic as it should have been.

Well done to Nathan Delfouneso too, good poachers type of goal.

Good 3 points.